Angry Moe and the Jenny Triplets
Random thoughts as I celebrate the end of Breaking Bad, a solid win by my New England Patriots, and only the faintest remants of a post-diapey change binge on quality Night Train tasty screw-top wine last night:
Angry Moe has a large cap on his head.
If I don’t shower for more than two days, my inner left thigh begins to faintly smell of brie.
My inner right thigh, however, smells like petunias.
I really, really, really like bacon.
And by bacon, I mean sucklepear.
HC1 is mildly bemused by my propensity to oggle sucklepear in both digital and three dimensional form.
HC1 still does not know much about my single days, such as adventures with the likes of Hall of Hott member Veronica. Lets hope she doesn’t read this post.
But now I change diapeys and sleep in 2-3 hour blocks.
And, when I get around to it, mock douchewanks like Angry Moe and consider how I would’ve approached the Jenny Triplets way back in the 00s.
That might be his only look.
I know how to approach the Jenny’s. A tray of tequila and $750 or some number divisible by three Koreans. And by Koreans I mean “we fuck you long time Joe” in harmony.
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Gooks
And thank you nobody for taking my Giants win the superbowl at home bet. Fuck
Tatted , pierced chicks from one’s past , even if model quality and possessing a cool personality, will not go over well with the current female occupant.
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Best chaulk it up to website research if ever brought to the forefront during a future spat. Research that also included non-stop barages of chick’s ass photos.
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Such as THIS
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Brown eyes
Moe doenut look angry, he looks confizzled.
Moe just wants to know what Willis is talking about.
Mos is so dumb he smells scallions and doesn’t know why.
Moe is so dumb he has a Mani-Pedi and doesn’t know how it happened.
Moe is so dumb he doesn’t realize the Middle Jenny has lifted his wallet, taken the cash he got from his paycheck from Jiffy Lube and bought the next round of bottle service.
Moe is so dumb he asked these girls if they straighten their hair.
“Angry Moe, here I am, here are your fries, ok, eat ’em . . . “
They are not triplets. They are clones.
They are not triplets. They are quadruplets. Jenny stayed home tonight.
Jet Black Jenny III (black and white) has caught mine eye…..
Is this the after party of a Korean porno re-make of the Fairytales of the Brothers Grimm?