Thursday, September 19, 2013
Brenda's 'Bagtag Brevity
Reader Brenda writes in with a one sentence story that leaves so many questions unanswered:
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From: Brenda
Subject: Wanna be rapper
So this cool guy screwed over my sister, im a big fan of your sight, hes a real douchebag.
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So many questions.
How does a douche so douchey become a douche so douchey?
What is the sound of one hair gel follicle spiking?
Why did the ATF smoke-bomb the shoot?
Why is a Dalek attacking?
They look like they were made for each other.
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That is unfortunate for both of them.
Yeah, sorry he banged and left your fatass sister.
That makes him a douche. But not a DOUCHE.
I doubt this is the last time thier genitals touch one anothers.
I do NOT like this Back to the Future reboot.
He may be a douchebag but he’s obviously got a strong back.
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chubbychaser
Deconstruct-
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From: Brenda Real name: Cassidy
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Subject: Wanna be rapper Foul mouth illiterate with speech patterns not unlike the way Biz Markie sings
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So this cool guy owns a Camaro, works at In ‘n’ Out and wears Kmart “gold” chains
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screwed over my sister she bangs anyone with a car and a night’s worth of meth
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im a big fan of your sight I’ve seen a dozen people I know on this sight and listened to them alternately bitch about it then act all proud
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hes a real douchebag. There’s an “e” in that word? No wonder it took me days to find this website
Hold on here people. I think everyone is missing the most important element in the pic. At least SOMEBODY had the brains to start the car in a closed garage. And for that, we should thank them.
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Problem solved. Problem stayin’ solved.
His IROC has an emission problem. I imagine she does too.
May I be the first person in this thread to call Brenda a Cunt.
Brenda
Fenda
Cooze
Ooze
Horrenda
I haven’t seen a pud smirk this potent since HJBB&D stained the sight with his abysmal prose.
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Is there a best(worst) Pud smirk category in the Yearlys?
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The blatant, undeserved arrogance and egotism contained in that partial smirk, while simultaneously hoisting Moby Dick’s third cousin, twice removed (from the sea) is an astonishing feat of self confidence.
I would Super Pursuite Mode the fuck out of there…
KITT son
That Brenda! Fuck! I second the Cunt.
Please tell me this is a minigame from GTA V: You have to carry the fat chick to safety before carbon monoxide overcomes you both…
The look on his face says:”Christ, can you take the picture already so’s I can put this heffa-lump down?”