Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Cesspool Matt Says "Whatsup Brah?" in a forced Baritone

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Okay I feel bad for making fun of 8bit Tux Guy. He probably deserves a nottadouche and a nicejobkid for scoring Chiquita Maria.

So instead, here’s Cesspool Matt. A heaping choad of scrotal rice if there ever was one.

Cesspool Matt’s busting what is indubitably the douchiest trend of 2013: The Neckerchief Tatt.

All to impress sexy Korean girls-next-door Mira and Trish. Who just want to party like that Wiz Khalifa youtube clip that totally rocked senior year.

# posted by douchebag1
9:13 am September, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey Bro, if you really fear no evil than you take the chunky one with the moustache.

9:27 am September, 25 Vin Douchal said...

’87 was a good year. President Reagan told Gorbachev, “Tear down this wall!”, the Simpsons started on the Tracy Ullman show and the Black Monday stock crash offered me my first chance to buy low..

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With so much good stuff going on, no wonder this guys parents got it on.

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However, abortions were legal then.

9:28 am September, 25 Douchble Helix said...

There’s about 25 things that can happen with them two, and most of ’em is bad.

9:29 am September, 25 Vin Douchal said...

And that tatt on Dog Fashion Pink Bottom has reached a new level of tramp stamp acreage.

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Stop, just stop, bitches

9:55 am September, 25 creature said...

Korean gals sport bush

9:56 am September, 25 creature said...

…did cesspool boy have his midsection run over by a clown car?

10:08 am September, 25 jonezy said...

speaking of which, Riff Raff has a new “song”:

http://youtu.be/JxLS-cpgbe0

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I hate to say it, but I’m starting to enjoy this guy, much like Gunther on this site before him (I honestly thought it was the same guy rebranding himself at first)

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I wouldn’t say I like him, but I’ll be damned if I’m not entertained by him, His ability to rhyme non-sensical, unrelated words is just mystifying.

10:13 am September, 25 jonezy said...

I’d bulgogi her kimchi, that’s for sure.

10:37 am September, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

I just learned about this species of moth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elachista_krogeri

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And I wondered where else in the world the word “Kroeger” shows up.

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Here goes:

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http://name-list.net/movies/firstname/Kroeger

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Which has an incomprehensibly hilarious “Web synthesis about this name:

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…Kroeger is senior funeral director of the firm and grandson of the founder.

Kroeger is one of the foremost type practitioners in the world today.

Kroeger is a visible presence at college events and can often be found at the centre of a group of inquiring students.

Kroeger is a rhodes scholar and has received honorary degrees from the university of western ontario and the university of calgary.

Kroeger is associate professor of journalism at new york university and the author of nellie bly.

Kroeger is associate professor of journalism at new york university and the author of.

Kroeger is currently serving as a junior assistant scoutmaster.

Kroeger is a nationally known organizational consultant whose primary area of expertise is the use of the myers.

Kroeger is currently using these traces in his research into on.

Kroeger is in his fourth season with the knights as an assistant coach.

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The site, fascinatingly, points out that “Kroeger spelled backwards is Regeork”, which contains 42.86% vowels and 57.14% consonants.

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Also, the Finns go to http://www.krogerus.com for legal advice.

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Perhaps the most famous Kroger in the states: http://www.kroger.com/

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And, relatedly, the long overdue Kroeger-DarkSock crossover is here:

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http://www.grocery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/KrogerSupermarkets.jpg

10:43 am September, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Coitus induced hip bruises are the new black

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Vogue

1:05 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I bought some brown lightning from a Detroit Kroger and got drunk once.

1:17 pm September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In opposition to the standard hygene practices of the day, you have to wash your hands and shower after getting out of that pool.

1:31 pm September, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douchiest. Cylon. Ever.

1:49 pm September, 25 FredN. said...

Would bruise the SHITE outta Chick #2.

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Or, at least, give her more bruises than she has already.

2:05 pm September, 25 bruinflak said...

Something is up with the stomach of the chick on the left. She’s holding it in furiously, but something is definitely amiss.

3:29 pm September, 25 Sir Douche said...

LOL

7:31 pm September, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I didn’t know this, but during the heyday of the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, Pee-Wee (Reubens) teamed up with Purina to make a Pee-Wee themed cereal.

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http://weirdshitblog.com/post/20136353679/the-insane-ly-disturbing-pee-wee-herman-cereal-you

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