Friday, September 6, 2013
Friday Haiku
It’s now Big Chief’s turn;
Make White Man see strewn trash, cry
Salty Fuccen Tears
It puts the cheap beer
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The spew hose.
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She don’t do rain dance
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
This is one War Dance
That makes me ejaculate
Into my loin cloth
— DoucheyWallnuts
The Grieco spirit
Has come, after eating bad
Peyote buttons.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Lost Boys dance party
Tinkerbell let herself go
twerks in Pan’s face. Son.
— Douche Wayne
Now I can see why
Native Americans find
this shit offensive.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
She don’t do rain dance
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the cheap beer
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The spew hose.
Chief Turducken 1
Ponders peyote and piss
As the girls jiggle.
Why you not fuckin
Squaw, Buffalo Ten Penis?
“To skinny for me.”
Idea for Buck
Owens’ Streets of Bakersfield
Did not come from here
Babes doin’ a rain dance.
Two Dogs Fucking In Thunder
Just needs place to shit.
Tom Bodet will leave
the light on for you to watch
crabs migrate on beds.
“Dances With Vulvas”
Was dud at box office. Big
Hit in the Valley.
This is one War Dance
That makes me ejaculate
Into my loin cloth
Rain dance went sour
After the chief wanted them
To smoke his peace pipe.
Big Chief Cumstusoon
knows the pattern on his shorts
hides his namesake stain.
This isn’t Walley World
And you girls aren’t Christie
So Chief’s getting bombed.
Classic remake of
Apache seems to have lost
something from hippies.
Three natural girls
And doughey chief make happy
Dance. Nobody laid.
Excuse me savage
Man, but the problem is solved
With sharp comb and Nix.
Lost Boys dance party
Tinkerbell let herself go
twerks in Pan’s face. Son.
Buffalo Ten Cocks
Told white chicks not fuck natives.
“They do on the X!”
Tonto toasts his luck
He has three Squaws to himself,
Canned Firewater
You chicks are doing
A groovy dance in courtyard
Yo. Who just farted?
The Grieco spirit
Has come, after eating bad
Peyote buttons.
Geronidouche paid
Heap big wampum for threesome
With full-figured Squaws
Chief blistered cock
Trades 3 pickled buffalo
Peckers for the squaws.
Not first time paleface
ask “What’s up, Tigerlily?”
and get bad result.
Big Chief Running Sore
mixes up medication
can now taste color.
This pic offensive
as Cleveland Injuns scalping
Washington Redskins.
Chief Heap Big Watch says
where are the hot braves today?
Ugh! I not touch squaws.
Firewater and
Redbull from the palefaces
Cost chief all his land.
Real reason why the
pollution Indian cried.
Saw future grandson.
Racist Indian
Imagery rules the Haiku
Offending Natives
Pocahontas called
To warn these three pretty squaws
Don’t see his tee pee
Clint screams from terrace
to get off his lawn or scalps
are gonna be his.
Now I can see why
Native Americans find
this shit offensive.
Where are Red Cloud and
Crazy Horse’s descendents
when really needed?
Bleeths and Chief Shrinking
Peen party on old graveyard.
Spirits will avenge.
Earliest Haiku
Winners picked ever. Dark Sock
Must have date tonight.