Friday, September 6, 2013

Friday Haiku

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It’s now Big Chief’s turn;

Make White Man see strewn trash, cry

Salty Fuccen Tears

It puts the cheap beer

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The spew hose.

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She don’t do rain dance

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

This is one War Dance

That makes me ejaculate

Into my loin cloth

— DoucheyWallnuts

The Grieco spirit

Has come, after eating bad

Peyote buttons.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Lost Boys dance party

Tinkerbell let herself go

twerks in Pan’s face. Son.

— Douche Wayne

Now I can see why

Native Americans find

this shit offensive.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t do rain dance

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

7:18 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the cheap beer

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The spew hose.

7:19 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chief Turducken 1

Ponders peyote and piss

As the girls jiggle.

7:20 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why you not fuckin

Squaw, Buffalo Ten Penis?

“To skinny for me.”

7:21 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Idea for Buck

Owens’ Streets of Bakersfield

Did not come from here

7:21 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Babes doin’ a rain dance.

Two Dogs Fucking In Thunder

Just needs place to shit.

7:22 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Tom Bodet will leave

the light on for you to watch

crabs migrate on beds.

7:23 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Dances With Vulvas”

Was dud at box office. Big

Hit in the Valley.

7:23 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is one War Dance

That makes me ejaculate

Into my loin cloth

7:24 am September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Rain dance went sour

After the chief wanted them

To smoke his peace pipe.

7:24 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Big Chief Cumstusoon

knows the pattern on his shorts

hides his namesake stain.

7:25 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This isn’t Walley World

And you girls aren’t Christie

So Chief’s getting bombed.

7:26 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Classic remake of

Apache seems to have lost

something from hippies.

7:27 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three natural girls

And doughey chief make happy

Dance. Nobody laid.

7:28 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Excuse me savage

Man, but the problem is solved

With sharp comb and Nix.

7:29 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Lost Boys dance party

Tinkerbell let herself go

twerks in Pan’s face. Son.

7:30 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Buffalo Ten Cocks

Told white chicks not fuck natives.

“They do on the X!”

7:31 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tonto toasts his luck

He has three Squaws to himself,

Canned Firewater

7:32 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You chicks are doing

A groovy dance in courtyard

Yo. Who just farted?

7:33 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

7:36 am September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Grieco spirit

Has come, after eating bad

Peyote buttons.

7:39 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Geronidouche paid

Heap big wampum for threesome

With full-figured Squaws

7:41 am September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Chief blistered cock

Trades 3 pickled buffalo

Peckers for the squaws.

7:41 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Not first time paleface

ask “What’s up, Tigerlily?”

and get bad result.

7:44 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Big Chief Running Sore

mixes up medication

can now taste color.

7:45 am September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

This pic offensive

as Cleveland Injuns scalping

Washington Redskins.

7:47 am September, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

Chief Heap Big Watch says

where are the hot braves today?

Ugh! I not touch squaws.

7:53 am September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Firewater and

Redbull from the palefaces

Cost chief all his land.

7:56 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Real reason why the

pollution Indian cried.

Saw future grandson.

8:08 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Racist Indian

Imagery rules the Haiku

Offending Natives

8:34 am September, 6 The Dude said...

Pocahontas called

To warn these three pretty squaws

Don’t see his tee pee

8:39 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Clint screams from terrace

to get off his lawn or scalps

are gonna be his.

8:40 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now I can see why

Native Americans find

this shit offensive.

8:46 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where are Red Cloud and

Crazy Horse’s descendents

when really needed?

8:48 am September, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths and Chief Shrinking

Peen party on old graveyard.

Spirits will avenge.

9:22 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Earliest Haiku

Winners picked ever. Dark Sock

Must have date tonight.

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