Friday, September 13, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku2

Yeah, he lifts “muscles”;

“Bro, do you even pull it”?

Fans of Muscle Milk…

Ultra-size Shake Weight™

used in training for Garrett’s

pud wack marathon

— Jacques Doucheteau

Should’nt the sign say:

MuscleBag? There is not much

Honesty these days.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Charles Atlas’ great niece

kicks sand in pud’s face all day

long. And he likes it.

— UFO Destroyers

Fake weight, fake boobies

The only thing real in this

pic is the despair

— Magnum Douche P. I.

World Championship

Hawaiian muscle fu**ing

Win a pearl necklace

— Dude McCrudeshoes

She leaks Olestra

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

She has more muscles

in her abs than he has in

his entire body.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

More than one dumbbell

Is in this picture. That one

Was way too easy…

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am September, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Arg! These fake weights are

heavy!” as PTP thinks,

“When do I get paid?”

7:19 am September, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ultra-size Shake Weight™

used in training for Garrett’s

pud wack marathon

7:23 am September, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Meatheads don’t cut it

since the gyroscope was put

in her monkey hole

7:23 am September, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Should’nt the sign say:

MuscleBag? There is not much

Honesty these days.

7:33 am September, 13 UFO Destroyers said...

Charles Atlas’ great niece

kicks sand in pud’s face all day

long. And he likes it.

7:37 am September, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Fake weight, fake boobies

The only thing real in this

pic is the despair

7:47 am September, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

World Championship

Hawaiian muscle fuccing

Win a pearl necklace

7:49 am September, 13 Douche Wayne said...

Seems that irony

is no longer limited

to the Herpsterbags.

7:51 am September, 13 Douche Wayne said...

Musclehag thinks she

is Muscle M.I.L.F. but really

I wouldn’t. At all.

7:57 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She leaks Olestra

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:04 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Ultra

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The brown hose.

8:12 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it still thought of

as cross-training if you can

jerk off with each hand?

8:14 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d lick her tummy

Suckle pooch land with a reckless

Aplomb. Aplomb he says.

8:15 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Musclemag’s campaign

of “Gymbags with Dumb bells” not

off to a good start.

8:15 am September, 13 The Dude said...

Posing with a ‘bag

Everything is so fake there

But I’d still fuck her.

8:16 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She has more muscles

in her abs than he has in

entire body.

8:17 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kol Nidre Haiku

This picture is an affront

To our Jewish friends

8:18 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Both experience

some strain in pic. Him with weight.

Her, his douchiness.

8:20 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her clitoris is

Bigger than his cocck thanks to

Steroids, diddling

8:20 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it wrong to hope

that he has aneurysm

by lifting that weight?

.

.

.

.

Of course it isn’t.

8:23 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She knows that good things

don’t come in small packages

so she goes solo.

8:24 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For Yom Kippur Seth

Must atone for being douche,

Posing with Shiksa

8:25 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche goes to E.R.

with sphincter tear. Doc won’t get

details of story.

8:27 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More than one dumbbell

Is in this picture. That one

Was way too easy…

8:29 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Should be “Muscle Vag”

Since her Mons could crush Wallnuts

I can only dream….

8:57 am September, 13 G$ said...

The guy in the pic

is lifting a fake weight to

impress a fake girl.

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