Friday Haiku
Unearthed M. Jackson;
Busted for Necrophelia…
“Bro…You even Dig?”
Is that Janet or
Latoya? Either way Joe
Demands his money!
— Capt. James T. Douche
“Stop posing with the
Mannequins! Get back to work!”
Champ’s boss is pissed off.
— Charles Nelson Douchely
It puts the Afro
In the basket or it gets
The hose, Jeri hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Mr. Chump calls it
being a real ladies’ man
Cops charge with pimping
— Magnum Douche P. I.
If you take the time
to match shoelaces and shirt
you know you’re a douche.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Mr Champ is the
Afterbirth from Kurtis Blow
And Teena Marie
— DoucheyWallnuts
The gyroscope goes
In her monkeyhole or she
Goes in the basket.
— The Dude
Mr. Champ tries his
luck at the wax museum
Now bored with FleshLight™
— Jacques Doucheteau
Camel Toe Jackson
not as well known as Michael
scores some midget ass
— Dickie Fingers
In meetings all day;
So the Front Page Best O’ Show
Is gonna be Late.
.
In the meantime (son)
Y’all scope up them monkeyholes,
Fill up the baskets.
After show photos
From being pulled on stage for
Penis magic show
Mr Champs pimp hand
Is strong with the trannies a
Mouth is a mouth, bro!
Is that Janet or
Latoya? Either way Joe
Demands his money!
Looking at this group
Makes me want to set my hair
On fire as well.
“Stop posing with the
Mannequins! Get back to work!”
Champ’s boss is pissed off.
All tranny strip club
Named “Neverland Ranch” features
The Real Latoya.
Mr Champ pimp slaps
Trannies like Joe did Michael
Where’s my money, boy?
I hope all of them
Moonwalk face first into a
Buzz saw at full speed.
Careful when you mock
Brothabag or be accused
Of being racist
It puts the Afro
In the basket or it gets
The hose, Jeri hose.
I dig Mulatoos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Nothing in this shot
Gives me a renoB. It makes
Me want to vomit
Mr. Champ been shot
Ten times dead. Still gets it on
With some fanky hoes.
Mr. Champs get it
On Leprechaun style. He
Is the Black Irish.
I’d need Mister Champs
Baggy pants to hide my big
Boner for Dark Meat.
Mister Champ was a
Backup singer for the Wutang
Clan. Likes black poontang.
Stay away from the
Piano, whoever you are
Stick with mannequins.
Mr. Champ must have
lost invitations to this
sad crack house party.
Cinder block table
Bare mattress on dirty floor
“Crack house Chic” says Chump
Does her carpet match
her drapes ? Mr. Chump picking
pubes from mouth for days
Don’t listen sweet things.
Photoshoots in crack houses
won’t advance careers.
Mr. Chump calls it
being a real ladies’ man
Cops charge with pimping
I’ll bet piano
conceals manacles on wall.
No escapes for girls.
If you take the time
to match shoelaces and shirt
you know you’re a douche.
The Mulatto Mons
Delicacy. Rarity.
Wasted on this Douche
This dame makes RuPaul
Look like a friggin’ midget
And she has real Juggs
The coquettish Bleeth
On the left looks like she bangs
Like a real champeen
It’s hard to believe
Hearing Mr Champ is worse
Than looking at him
.
Mr Champ is the
Afterbirth from Kurtis Blow
And Teena Marie
Societal Loss
Comes in all shapes and sizes
This is the latest
What do you get when
You take Kris Kross minus one
And add twenty years?
The gyroscope goes
In her monkeyhole or she
Goes in the basket.
Leah the Mullatto’s
Face rash gashbox was nothing
Compared to these chciks.
Tall girls Afrosheen
Reminds me of a bushy
Catalpa tree, Bros.
Red is for Bloods. Blue
Is for crips. This guy must be
In the Kermit hood.
Mr. Champ tries his
luck at the wax museum
Now bored with flesh light
Camel Toe Jackson
not as well known as Michael
scores some midget ass.
At Madame Tusseaud’s
House of Tranny Wax Figures,
no one is a champ