Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Haiku

MrChamp

Unearthed M. Jackson;

Busted for Necrophelia…

“Bro…You even Dig?”

Is that Janet or

Latoya? Either way Joe

Demands his money!

— Capt. James T. Douche

“Stop posing with the

Mannequins! Get back to work!”

Champ’s boss is pissed off.

— Charles Nelson Douchely

It puts the Afro

In the basket or it gets

The hose, Jeri hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Mr. Chump calls it

being a real ladies’ man

Cops charge with pimping

— Magnum Douche P. I.

If you take the time

to match shoelaces and shirt

you know you’re a douche.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Mr Champ is the

Afterbirth from Kurtis Blow

And Teena Marie

— DoucheyWallnuts

The gyroscope goes

In her monkeyhole or she

Goes in the basket.

— The Dude

Mr. Champ tries his

luck at the wax museum

Now bored with FleshLight™

— Jacques Doucheteau

Camel Toe Jackson

not as well known as Michael

scores some midget ass

— Dickie Fingers

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:57 am September, 20 DarkSock said...

In meetings all day;

So the Front Page Best O’ Show

Is gonna be Late.

.

In the meantime (son)

Y’all scope up them monkeyholes,

Fill up the baskets.

7:01 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After show photos

From being pulled on stage for

Penis magic show

7:03 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mr Champs pimp hand

Is strong with the trannies a

Mouth is a mouth, bro!

7:05 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is that Janet or

Latoya? Either way Joe

Demands his money!

7:06 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looking at this group

Makes me want to set my hair

On fire as well.

7:14 am September, 20 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

“Stop posing with the

Mannequins! Get back to work!”

Champ’s boss is pissed off.

7:15 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

All tranny strip club

Named “Neverland Ranch” features

The Real Latoya.

7:19 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mr Champ pimp slaps

Trannies like Joe did Michael

Where’s my money, boy?

7:20 am September, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I hope all of them

Moonwalk face first into a

Buzz saw at full speed.

7:28 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Careful when you mock

Brothabag or be accused

Of being racist

7:30 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Afro

In the basket or it gets

The hose, Jeri hose.

7:32 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I dig Mulatoos

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:33 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nothing in this shot

Gives me a renoB. It makes

Me want to vomit

7:34 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Champ been shot

Ten times dead. Still gets it on

With some fanky hoes.

7:35 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Champs get it

On Leprechaun style. He

Is the Black Irish.

7:36 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d need Mister Champs

Baggy pants to hide my big

Boner for Dark Meat.

7:38 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mister Champ was a

Backup singer for the Wutang

Clan. Likes black poontang.

7:51 am September, 20 The Dude said...

Stay away from the

Piano, whoever you are

Stick with mannequins.

8:01 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. Champ must have

lost invitations to this

sad crack house party.

8:02 am September, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Cinder block table

Bare mattress on dirty floor

“Crack house Chic” says Chump

8:03 am September, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Does her carpet match

her drapes ? Mr. Chump picking

pubes from mouth for days

8:04 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Don’t listen sweet things.

Photoshoots in crack houses

won’t advance careers.

8:06 am September, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Mr. Chump calls it

being a real ladies’ man

Cops charge with pimping

8:07 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet piano

conceals manacles on wall.

No escapes for girls.

8:09 am September, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If you take the time

to match shoelaces and shirt

you know you’re a douche.

8:21 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Mulatto Mons

Delicacy. Rarity.

Wasted on this Douche

8:24 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This dame makes RuPaul

Look like a friggin’ midget

And she has real Juggs

8:25 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The coquettish Bleeth

On the left looks like she bangs

Like a real champeen

8:36 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s hard to believe

Hearing Mr Champ is worse

Than looking at him

.

8:38 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Champ is the

Afterbirth from Kurtis Blow

And Teena Marie

8:41 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Societal Loss

Comes in all shapes and sizes

This is the latest

8:44 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What do you get when

You take Kris Kross minus one

And add twenty years?

8:44 am September, 20 The Dude said...

The gyroscope goes

In her monkeyhole or she

Goes in the basket.

8:55 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Leah the Mullatto’s

Face rash gashbox was nothing

Compared to these chciks.

8:56 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tall girls Afrosheen

Reminds me of a bushy

Catalpa tree, Bros.

8:59 am September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Red is for Bloods. Blue

Is for crips. This guy must be

In the Kermit hood.

10:16 am September, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mr. Champ tries his

luck at the wax museum

Now bored with flesh light

11:57 am September, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Camel Toe Jackson

not as well known as Michael

scores some midget ass.

12:33 pm September, 20 Morbo said...

At Madame Tusseaud’s

House of Tranny Wax Figures,

no one is a champ

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