Friday, September 27, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Her Sweet Emulsion;

Back-door boogie, wang on fire…

The Rabbit done died

Post-Apocalypse

‘Fright Rabbit’ wants to put his

Phallus in Alice

— saulgoode42

 

Oktoberfest not

fun when g scope inserted

in furry rabbit.

— Dickie Fingers

This here has to be

What Porch Beef is made out of

Well, rancid Porch Beef.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

His Rabbitosis

Can’t match her Halitosis

Or Twatitosis

— DoucheyWallnuts

Watership Down was

never the same after Rev

Chad’s gardening trip.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Who Framed the Rabbit?

Alice in Blunderland is

The prime candidate.

— The Dude

PCP laced Trix

cereal. A good part of

a complete breakfast

— Magnum Douche P. I.

In the race of life

rhinestone sternum turtles beat

rabbit for the win

— Charles Douchewin

Down the rabbit hole

takes on new meaning with them

German porn is weird

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Now following the

Rabbit down the hole really

Means sloppy seconds

— Jacques Doucheteau

It puts the chick in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The Hassen hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:16 am September, 27 saulgoode42 said...

Post-Apocalypse

‘Fright Rabbit’ wants to put his

Phallus in Alice

7:20 am September, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Roger Rabid shows

It ain’t right to take your look

From crackerjacks box

7:21 am September, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

Oktoberfest not

fun when g scope inserted

in furry rabbit.

7:24 am September, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This here has to be

What Porch Beef is made out of

Well, rancid Porch Beef.

7:27 am September, 27 DarkSock said...

Trisha, you do not

Want to touch the Mushroom Tip

Of Donny Dicko

7:28 am September, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His Rabbitosis

Can’t match her Halitosis

Or Twatitosis

7:35 am September, 27 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Ben Kingsley dons mask

Gyrates with Inflate-a-Tramp

Sexy Beast Casting

8:05 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Watership Down was

never the same after Rev

Chad’s gardening trip.

8:07 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Silly Rabbit! Club

bleeths only perform tricks

for slimy douches.

8:10 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jessica thinks of

new last names for herself while

praying he eats ‘shroom.

8:19 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Playboy empire

must be in bad shape if this

passes for party.

8:21 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where is Elmer Fudd

and his trusty blunderbuss

when he is needed?

8:23 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Everyone must be

asleep or hung over to

miss this disaster.

8:29 am September, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Frank the Rabbit was

never the same after ‘shroom

pulled from monkeyhole.

9:08 am September, 27 The Dude said...

Who Framed the Rabbit?

Alice in Blunderland is

The prime candidate.

9:31 am September, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I can remember

Peeing in one of those once

Not sure which one, though

9:33 am September, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

This photo gives

a whole new meaning to the

term ‘Chubby Bunny’.

9:39 am September, 27 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The Performance Arts

Keeping unemployed theater

majors off the streets

9:41 am September, 27 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

PCP laced Trix

cereal. A good part of

a complete breakfast

10:11 am September, 27 Morbo said...

Rabbit with gas mask

protects him from own his foul stench,

but rest still nauseous

10:16 am September, 27 Morbo said...

We’ve all said rabbit?

Ears, costume more resemble

a giant jackass

10:48 am September, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

In the race of life

rhinestone sternum turtles beat

rabbit for the win

11:16 am September, 27 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Down the rabbit hole

takes on new meaning with them

German porn is weird

12:18 pm September, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Now following the

Rabbit down the hole really

Means sloppy seconds

12:26 pm September, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

An Acid Flashback

After watching “Harvey” and

Drinking the Brown Punch

12:27 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

How can we beat ‘Sock’s?

Were that a horse he posted,

he’d still be fappin’.

12:29 pm September, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lita Ford’s duet

Instead of Ozzy Osbourne

Sings with a rabbit

12:35 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

We’re in Chunderland;

Alice avoids Bad Tatter,

Phallus comes for shrooms.

12:39 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

Obscure reference:

Scrotes-with-Cutie Quozl is

really Choad Collins.

12:45 pm September, 27 Wheezer said...

(Boy, you ^had to be there…..)

12:49 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It drinks the bottle

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

12:52 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the chick in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The Hassen hose.

12:55 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bavarian ARThAUS

Prefers Hassenpheffer to

Das Hasslehoffer

12:56 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Toouch my bunny

Toouch my dirty German brown

Scat showered bunny.

1:29 am September, 28 The Dude said...

Silly rabbit Trix

Are for kids fooled by hott chicks

And for douchebags, too

.

.

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