Friday, September 6, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

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Remember, kids.

Douchey sunglasses can always be discarded.

Douchey tatts of 19th Century philosopher/poets on one’s forearm are forever.

Hells, I think the great ‘Sock Week already featured this pic, but whatevs. Don’t cost nuthin’.

So Casa Du Baby continues to be a lot of poo and diapers for your humb narras. But I’m carryin’ on.

The mock may be quieter these days.

But it continues.

Like a fine Romulan Ale, it is both strong and blue.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Please Buy Some Shit To Pay For Site Costs Link of the Week: Chris Hardwick would drink a case of this if he thought it would get a two share for his upcoming live chat show, “Talking CSI: Omaha”

For those who missed it, Corey Feldman’s birthday. Where the party gift bag is a lip virus.

Hot Chicks cash in on YouTube by playing mediocre covers. Boobs.

Bored this weekend? Enjoy this fascinating interview with the reclusive director of Risky Business.

Hollywood. Where even the most talented artists inevitably raise douchey-ass teenage shitwads.

Meet Vodka_Samm. Just don’t buy her a drink.

3D imaging shows the tech behind the art.

If you’ve ever wanted to hear the Beatles’ Abbey Road vocal tracks in isolation, and I know you have, here they is. It’s like One Direction mated with the Backstreet Boys.

13 celebrities posing with old versions of themselves. If you’re bored.

Okay, you earned it:

Tribeachpear

You’re welcome.

# posted by douchebag1
12:45 pm September, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I know DarkSock, DarkSock is a friend of mine. And DB1, you are no DarkSock when it comes to posting Pear!

12:49 pm September, 6 Douche Wayne said...

If that’s a tatt of Ron Burgundy, he gets a pass.

2:15 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

I’m getting an idea for a song:

I see the Center of the Star

From the corner of the bar

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Haven’t worked out the rest as of yet. Hey, I’m slow with lyrics; relax!

2:42 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After seeing the Jewess (respect) with the tits and Tripear, I think I started growing a vestigial cock. Son. Aand shit.

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Rapists

2:58 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

I’m drinking in celebration of last night’s nightmare roller coaster train wreck Sox victory over the MFYankees and in anticipation of a better game tonight. Esta noche, bitches, we pound the NewYorkmen and make sex with their vanquished daughters. Make sex with, I say’s….

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TriPear is in perfect position to hammer the middle one and diddle the other two. Hope the diddle recipients don’t get upset with no cocckk . And shit

3:04 pm September, 6 jonezy said...

follow up to the Feldman thang:

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http://www.vice.com/read/im-being-bullied-by-corey-feldman

3:48 pm September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

The Feldman thing was on quite possibly the worst website on the internet. Even worse than the “I can haz…” cats crap. Vice.com should change to ZZZZ.com.

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And Facebook sucks rhinoceros ass, too

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Here’s a good one if you’ve ever thought about banging one of those ex-pagent, frustrated right wing hotties on the Fox News Network. Especially that Anna Kooiman babe

4:10 pm September, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tribeachpear HamDangles™ FTW!!!

4:12 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Corey Feldman you retard. Thank you Vin for the Fox link. Cause if there’s anything I like watching more than Obama hating right wingers, it’s hot blonde uber-successful Obama hating fake right-wingers with big tits. And the only thing I like more than that is watching them stoned. And by stoned I mean Jean Guy was the new Chocalope, and Sweet Island Skunk was the new Jean Guy, Power Plant is the new Sweet Island Skunk. And shit. And Lenny just arrived with the new crop. Son. Spine wobbles are coming.

5:46 pm September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Swet Fuch im stoneed. Lennys rolling anither. In anticiation ofnthen2013nDouchies award take a listen to our main act.

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9:12 am September, 7 Wheezer said...

So Corey Feldman took the $250 per from the male attendees and reanimated and bleached Amy Winehouse.

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Oddballs.

10:31 am September, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I thought Cory Feldman was dead. I mean like actuality dead, not just his career.

5:47 pm September, 7 DarkSock said...

@ Magnum Douche P.I. –
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No, you’re thinking of the OTHER guy with the same name. Common mistake though…
aFD

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