Thursday, September 12, 2013

Future Janitors of America Unite!

Squiggles

I take it back. Janitors are good people.

DJ Colonic offers the zombie stare of the spirtually deadened. Not to mention that the tatts he got in Vegas are actually tatts of Vegas, a Rubegoldbergian paradoxical Escher conundrum that not even Sartre can exit from.

Clarissa’s coy, pensive smile suggests she is on break and in over her head. Sadly, Clarissa, there’s little help at the bottom of that bucket of Bud Light Limes.

Just an ugly hangover amidst a rumpled room at the Venetian.

And a sneaky burning covert form of crotch itch that chlorinated pools only exacerbate. As you’ll learn the hard way.

# posted by douchebag1
1:57 pm September, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

This guy is a Scumbag

But i guess that still makes him a ‘bag

2:06 pm September, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I don’t know. I can see janitorial services in this guy’s future. Those peepshow booths ain’t gonna clean themselves.

2:15 pm September, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Balls Deep” underwears for the cosmic fail

2:20 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Classic Db1 post

2:36 pm September, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Here stands a contender for bag o’ the year. Mark my word.

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and I second the brilliance of DB1’s post.

2:38 pm September, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Sometimes, I give up all hope.

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This is one of those times.

2:41 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Mikali Largemaniczek sports large sideburns and toasts, “Na Zdorovie” to the mustachioed woman across the way

2:51 pm September, 12 The Dude said...

Like Man Ray, DJ Colonic is unconcerned; unlike Man Ray he is also indifferent. Somebody should check his brain for a pulse. I wonder what his tombstone will say when it lands on him.

2:53 pm September, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Girls who slouch make me angry.

3:28 pm September, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

She is slouching just to piss you off.

4:03 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chick has diseases my pancreas would laugh at profusely.

4:04 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That dude has rectal polyps the size of my hardened liver.

4:05 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fatty duck liver is my favorite food.

4:05 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My fatty liver laughs at my pancres.

4:09 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My pancreas and liver are shot from to much booze.

4:10 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you don’t want a fatty liver, don’t hand around with this dude.

4:10 pm September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Smoke weed.

6:28 pm September, 12 G$ said...

This guy couldn’t even janitor his way out of a paper bag.

6:29 pm September, 12 G$ said...

Is he with Cuddle Suckle Teat Lisa?!!! Not cool at all.

10:06 pm September, 12 DarkSock said...

That Michael Jackson (dead) sure can pull some tatted douches.

11:15 am September, 13 The Bear Jew said...

How stupid are these idiots going to look with these tat’s in say 30 years.

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