Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Huey Loser and the News Gets Lucky

MayorMcNews

It’s like some generic lyrical pablum of 1950s-era retread doo-wop suddenly crystallized into literal form, put on some Drakkar Noir, and roofied Vanessa The Hottest Bartender on the South Side of Chicago.

I want a new drug.

One that’ll make me forget this clown ever existed.

# posted by douchebag1
6:10 pm September, 24 The Dude said...

Good for Huey, I says.

6:24 pm September, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Isn’t that Mr. Vegas?

7:48 pm September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What an excellent post! I am stoned and can confirm that the “Huey Loser and the News” has never been a title around here although some may have been close.

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The road was a long one that day that Huey that Huey left. He was proud and brave and could beat the shit out of a woman in five licks, white or black. That badass prick put the beating to whoever he could.

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Two days later one a the chicks comes back with a shiner and says to the manboy (Jake Gillinhal ((fag)) ) hey woman why you picking om us all down in our smelly fish taco. The woman says back to the hombres, you think those tacos smelled bad, and let go afleet from her nethers a spicy surprise of habanero, olive, and string cheese oil fart that would make Urethra Franklin blush, ( and not just on account of the large labia (((she was quite concerned about the blackness of her labia but i told her that white chicks have black labia as well (((((as long as they are from the Maritimes (respect) ))))).

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And like Mrs. Kroeger was telling me, why can’t you go one night without getting fucking stoned asshole

i got you a job.

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He asked her if she ever had a fish t

7:58 pm September, 24 DarkSock said...

Pfah…?

4:24 am September, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The codpiece is made from the Hindenburg Disaster headline.

5:10 am September, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Well-placed knee hits nothing.

5:13 am September, 25 Guid is Good said...

This douchebag looks familiar.

5:54 am September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In my experience women with that hair color have genital warts.

6:04 am September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I love the knee to the crotch move…

6:33 am September, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Good luck with the chemo old bag. Please take this bleeth with the genital warts to console yourself.

6:41 am September, 25 DarkSock said...

And Burger King is a douchebag for marketing something I invented in the 7th grade along with Jeff Moorehead:

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Infringers.

8:14 am September, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I thought we had banned further pics of “Mister Tony” from the site ?

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