Monday, September 30, 2013

Pontius Pimplate Washes His Hands of Pear

stop fucking up the pear

You’re fooling no one, Pontius. Get thee to a P-Town Clambake and leave the oggling to those of us who don’t know the first names of Right Said Fred.

# posted by douchebag1
1:26 pm September, 30 The Dude said...

Photobutt. Works for me.

1:33 pm September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Oh my! There are no scrotum betwixt those thighs….pity..

1:38 pm September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

A baked out sun bleached Douche

Reacts like Lyndon Larouche

When he mailed his cash

And they found his stash

And his prez candidacy went “whoosh”

1:42 pm September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

That is an epic ass. Her’s ain’t too shabby , either.

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Maybe we can’t fault this guy for trying to smell one of her farts.

1:51 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d bake that clam in her Pee-Town.

1:51 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so round it’s used as an afro-wig template.

1:52 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so thick her toilet paper has handles.

1:53 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so thick this is her bicycle seat:
wb

1:55 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so thick OSHA forbids her from doing anal.
tranch

1:56 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so thick she farts gravy.

1:56 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Her butt is so thick she got stuck in Congress.

1:57 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

Hall of Pear…

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H.O.P., I says…

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Calla-pigeons.

2:02 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

I would stare at that butt all night, much as potatoes do to me when I sleep.

To paraphrase the ancient philosophizer Steve Martin:

She Had The Pear.

Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the Pear.

Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always “Lady Buttocks O’Plenty.”

It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the Pear.

2:02 pm September, 30 DarkSock said...

I wish to be her doo-doo.

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Stepchild.

3:29 pm September, 30 The Dude said...

Those Daisy Dukes in the middle look pretty inviting as well, by which I mean I could drizzle my gizzle on her brizzles!

3:54 pm September, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Nice ass, no?

4:56 pm September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would simmer a thin salty consomme with her liquid effluence.

10:10 pm September, 30 The Dude said...

Arlo’s Clammy Hamhock is killing me, Larry!

2:31 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I imagine this guy is about to do a bad injun impression. Something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU9iKlx7zGo

2:33 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And that butt is so thick she bleaches her asshole with gasoline and a drill with a steel brush attachment.

2:34 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hell, that butt is so thick she wipes the dingleberries with a 55 gallon drum of lacquer thinner, a canvas tarp, and a grain thresher.

2:36 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sheeeeeeiiiiit! That butt is so thick she only feels anal penetration by a Saturn V rocket.

2:39 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That butt is so thick she measures dildos in base sixteen.

2:40 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That butt is so thick she uses Preparation X.

2:44 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And not to detract from the plump, meaty pear displayed before us…but did you catch a glimpse at the veiny arm and hand on that broad? I fear what we may discover we’ve been fapping it to when she(?) turns around…

2:46 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Still…that butt is so thick it’s been in growing pains.

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Get it? Growing Pains? Alan Thicke? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2:50 am October, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ok, whatever….

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Hey, lookit this!

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Bad-Family-Photos-Penis-Doll.jpg

4:44 am October, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I saw that ass in my dreams but it was on the Mythbusters chick’s head.

9:40 am October, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Sorry fellow ‘bag hunters. Been away for awhile after a few too many crank/bathsalts/cheap hooch benders….but the 28 day rehab is now history so the Old Choad can resume his manic porn surfing and other worthwhile avocations.

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.That being said, her ass is so round her hemorrhoids look like avocados…

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….and he is gayer than a Fire Island weenie roast.

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