Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Standard Vegas Shoescrape Says "Wut"

Fisheye

It don’t matter.

Cuddle Perfect Suckle Lisa and her Bestie Blonde Kelly, currently in her collegiate “experimental” phase, are there to comfort me.

# posted by douchebag1
1:19 pm September, 10 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

T”wut”.

1:31 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

He’s added a digit to the Hawaiian “Hang Loose”. This digit signifies that he gets diddled by his male roomate at the sober living home

1:47 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Second phot of “Cuddle Perfect Suckle Lisa” screams for HoH. As does my raging ballsack.

1:56 pm September, 10 Dr Magnifico said...

Excellent tits on Cuddle Perfect. Her blond friend? Not so much.

1:58 pm September, 10 Dr Magnifico said...

And I’ve never quite understood the whole bandanna headwear business. It’s a foul look no matter who’s sporting it.

4:27 pm September, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Props to rimmed down Kevin Smith photobombing with the hang loose signal. Why he was there in the first place is a mystery.

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Snootchs

8:58 pm September, 10 wonderdouche twin said...

Cuddle perfect Lisa is cuddle perfect, although she needs to get her knees looked at.

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WTH is my problem??

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LISA IS CUDDLE PERFECT DAMN IT!!

9:16 pm September, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, CPL deserves.

7:32 am September, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

Here’s all the math I can do this morning (and I’m an accountant.)

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CPSL = IOB = HoH

9:00 am September, 11 DarkSock said...

CPSL x IOB x FAP = Clean Up on Aisle Pants

9:21 am September, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d hit that harder that a Ndamukong Suh cheap shot.

9:35 am September, 11 G$ said...

Maybe DB1 is waiting for the pic of her doing calculus before he puts her in the HoH?

9:53 am September, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Since this post is still sitting here, might as well look at Cuddle Perfect Suckle Lisa and touch myself,.. again….

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Welkers

9:59 am September, 11 DarkSock said...

This just in – Miley Cyrus determined to out-ho her MTV Awards performance with new music video in which she licks a sledgehammer repeatedly and rides a wrecking ball naked.
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I pine for the youth of this generation…PINE, Goolo says.

5:42 pm September, 11 Guid is Good said...

Cuddle Perfect Suckle Lisa’s tits are like the Easter Bunny. I want to believe in them and yet I just can’t.

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Sorry no du Pont in the HoH.

5:45 pm September, 11 Guid is Good said...

I like this ‘Bag – rocking the mid 80s ‘Bag like the last 20 years just didn’t happen. Tattoo free bleeth is kinda old skool too. Nice work.

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