Monday, September 9, 2013

The Douche of Wall Street

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HCwDB is pleased to feature a still from the upcoming Roger Corman produced “The Douche of Wall Street.”

You know.

Those low budget ripoffs of famous films that kinda sorta sound like the film and then get rented by moronis who can’t tell the diff.

Like Jurassic Pa- Carnosaur.

# posted by douchebag1
1:33 pm September, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Insider trading and kicking ass is the name of the game! At an honest 5′ 3” when properly coifed in the front, gonna motor boat and toot up 98% baking soda with a hint of bleach powder blow off Milfy McFunbags divorce settlement gifts to herself then watch “Wall Street” again.

Gordon Gekkos

2:16 pm September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Joe Pesci Jr takes Britt Eklund’s daughter out for a nice dinner before they going shopping for matching

pinky rings.

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Couldn’t leave it alone

2:24 pm September, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pro Tip #43: When you are lacking in the height department, gel your hair straight up to add several inches to your height. No one will notice or ever say stuff like “this guy is a short pud.”

3:04 pm September, 9 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Miley Virus can still pull the shorties.

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Word

3:07 pm September, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I believe these two are also in “Splort”, the recent Corman re-make of that Darryl Hannah movie where she plays a mermaid and has sex with a human guy only when she gives birth to all the sea monkeys he says they aren’t his and she says “What Ever!” and makes a freakishly loud fish scream and shatters all the Krystal bottles and the dude is like “Bitch that cost me a whole week’s pay!” and she gets all red in her gills and is “Well you shoulda thought about that before you went and finished all up in my business BITCH!” and the club is all “It’s about to go down!” and then the dude’s fat side kick puts a gaff hook through her skull and everyone’s like “OHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH! DUDE YOU DID NOT DO THAT!” and then everyone has fish tacos and Bud Lite Limes.

3:32 pm September, 9 Wheezer said...

If DW fails to send in another Saturday remembrance of days gone by, Scrotato’s bit can substitute nicely.

3:54 pm September, 9 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I have memorized Scrotato’s bit and shouting it on the street like that guy from “I’m mad as hell…”

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I hope to get bailed out in time for Wednesday Limericks

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Hint

5:46 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If any of you aren’t old enough to remember, that dude that got his head bit off by the Carnosaur first appeared in this classic scene. Hey Mr. Scrotato!

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5:56 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Fred N.

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That is a long abandoned URL. I aven’t done that shit in years. I’s been studying at this school. Truth. Pussy undergrads don’t know my old school rape chants. Fags. Sauder Rules! Yo!

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Relic Cunters

6:03 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As soon as that guy says “Money” for the seventeeth time, she’s out of there like helium from a collapsing Red Giant to the nearest doorman. And shit.

9:14 am September, 10 killdoucher said...

i believe that little cocksucker owes me some green. ima gonna find his lair, fuck his bitch, eat what i prefer outta his coolerator, raid his safe and leave my calling card on his marble floor……..and when i say calling card, i mean huge corn filled swirly poo!

9:15 am September, 10 killdoucher said...

oh yeah, ima also gonna slap that smirk into next week!

9:24 am September, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Mr. Scrotato Head should be writing childrens books. I love the way the story ended.

1:04 pm September, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

His favorite movie is “Something About Mary”. That is where he learned to use his nut butter to style his hair.

1:08 pm September, 11 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“Carnosaur”! LMBO.

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JUST downloaded that movie last week. A chicken-sized T-Rex eating peoples’ faces!

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Class Corman. 🙂

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