Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Are You Going to Scarborough Fairy?

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Parsley, sage, rosemary, and Ties.

# posted by douchebag1
7:14 am October, 23 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Fly Away! Fly Away!

7:21 am October, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that Frank Mercurios little cousin Pinky?. I’d like to clip her wings and by clip her wings I mean messy junk shot betwixt her cleavite, Betwixt I says.

7:30 am October, 23 retard said...

I think we’re watching this turdscrote well on his way to being broke and single.

7:40 am October, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DB1, you are a god damn genius knowing I’m travelling to Scarborough today. Except there ain’t no fairs in this Scarborough unless you consider spinning rims and gunplay fun. And that’s at the universoty.

7:46 am October, 23 FoghornLeghorn said...

Aerodynamic theory says the bumblebee can’t fly, either.

8:42 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Disney(r) Fairy Princess Strip Theme Club coming to a Las Vegas near you. Come to think of it, that club would make a lot of cash before Disney lawyers finally stepped in. Just dump it offshore and keep the private jet fueled and waiting.

8:58 am October, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

^Once the Disney Lawyers stepped into the club, it’d make a LOT more cash.

8:59 am October, 23 The Dude said...

Lucy in the Sky with Douchebags.

9:08 am October, 23 DarkSock said...

^Charles D is correct; look how the Disney Bunch leveraged sweet little Hannah Montana into a chart topping HammerLick Whornado™.

9:08 am October, 23 DarkSock said...

Look – it’s Peter Pin™ and TinkerBoobs™.

9:26 am October, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Seriously, how much would you pay for a double lap dance / sapphic show with the Little Mermaid and Princess Jasmine? Or more accurately, what *wouldn’t* you pay?

9:58 am October, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Somewhere, an elementary school is lamenting the loss of two kickballs

10:18 am October, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s one fairy I’d like to get jiggy with…

2:44 pm October, 23 Guid is Good said...

Peter Peen and Tickleballs

6:38 pm October, 23 Guid is Good said...

Tinkerbleeth?

8:40 pm October, 24 Oyvin Bagginson said...

His XXL “Maxi” applicator is colored correctly for the month …

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