Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Asian David Arquette Parties Like A Rock Star

AsianDavidArquette

There’s David Arquette.

And then there’s Asian David Arquette.

And somewhere in the middle, there’s a cinnabon.

# posted by douchebag1
1:51 pm October, 16 DarkSock said...

DAMMIT

Now I gots to have a Cinnabon.

2:04 pm October, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m a given A.D.A. a notta pass. Feeling generous today. and he’s got quite a harem of hotts.

2:21 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Homemade Louie V t-shirt. Nice.

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“Hey girls, I’m gonna sit here while my buddy snaps an iPhone cheeser”

2:21 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

“HEY! IT worked once,….. let’s try it with these other two…”

2:26 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

T’was an Asian resembling Arquette

Snared some hotts in a Goose pouring net

But his balls ended blue-y

Like that T-shirt by Louis

‘Cause he hasn’t sexed a one of them yet

2:30 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

A lunk headed Douchebag inbred

With the vacant stare of the undead

Trys his game with the hotts

As they connect the dots

News of his V.D. is widespread

2:31 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Trys? yeesh….

2:43 pm October, 16 The Dude said...

Louie Vuitton shirt? Really? That does it, I’m going back to wearing Hawaiian shirts to night clubs.

4:29 pm October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

With a little imagination, that Cinnabon looks like a cumshot on a prolapsed anus.

4:48 pm October, 16 The Dude said...

Those brunettes make lovely bookends for A.D.A. and Nicole Ritchie.

4:57 pm October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DB1 has me on lockdown since the event. Gotta log in to fucking wordpress everytime and shit. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Son.

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Please welcome a new guest confirmed for this years Douchie Awards. I pick Most Euro Eurobag.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1vjmaEJeqg

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And Special Guest starring:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGxwbhkDjZM

5:05 pm October, 16 Guid is Good said...

A.D.A – living life 15 degrees off vertical. Try it.

5:53 pm October, 16 Morbo said...

Sultry Selena’s jubbly funbags are slowly causing the entire bench to list like the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.

1:14 am October, 17 Wheezer said...

Jealous blonde Monica (back, right) cockks an imaginary rifle to show her friends what she’d “like to do them bitches with him. I can’t believe he had the nerve to show up here and hook up with chicks, knowing this is my hangout!”

1:19 am October, 17 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, background Peter starts texting his friend Michael about how “the club is crawling with hot sluts” and to “get down here, ASAP, dude lol!” At the same time, his other buddy Lawrence, co-opting Spaz/nerd glasses and having seen ADA in action below, ponders what like would be like “with 3 chicks at once, man.”

4:25 am October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Vin, normally that LV shirt would be considered a “knockoff”, but being as ADA worked on the line at that facility, I guess “homemade” is accurate.

4:26 am October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

That’s a lot of Mayan Eye. Even the ‘bag!

6:02 am October, 17 FredN. said...

Was the same pic of him photoshopped into both pics?

8:12 am October, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll give him a notta for now, as long as I get to sample the cinnabon’s on the right…

2:44 pm October, 17 jonezy said...

Not that you were wondering, but I actually look exactly like that David Arquette picture. He’s always been my Hollywood gangledopper. Shit, I think I just made a new word. I guess gangledopper could be someone that looks just like you, but in woman form?? Like Conan to Tilda Swanson?? I dunno- I guess it’s hard to say you look exactly opposite of someone else. Someone help me out here on how to define that one and we’ll go with it…

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But, back to the point. Unfortunately, I have never pulled a Courtney Cox caliber hott, nor a full gaggle of quality hotts as we see here with ADA, so maybe i’m not doing it right.

9:33 am October, 18 DarkSock said...

FREE REV CHAD

12:06 am October, 22 Whoop-de-douche said...

FREE CINNABONS.

AT THE MALL.

TELL ‘EM DA BOSS SENT YA’.

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