Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Benzino Carries On

fuccen Benzino 2

Governments open and governments close.

Douchebags come and douchebags go.

Hot chicks woo party and hot chicks marry/divorce into suburban malaise.

But the true legends carry on and on until their grease tatts and scrotal sack can partake no more of the sweet nectar of pretend immortality via hot chick impressing credit-card living.

Benzino is just such a douchal aspirant.

And by aspirant, I mean clogged mucus membranes.

Bottle Blonde Blue is glorious in her enhanced unreality. Her particibles make my weepie weep for nethers of unfondle.

# posted by douchebag1
12:51 pm October, 1 The Dude said...

Must be the after party from his Book Club meeting.

1:03 pm October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Ugh. This is your twat pancake right here. A stack of ‘ em

1:34 pm October, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

That cross-eyed whisky face on the end is Benzino’s mom.

1:43 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

What a fucking mess, the whole lot of ’em.

1:54 pm October, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Benzino’s Broads look like they’ve got some heavy miles on them. And what’s with the sourpuss look on the right ? You’re at da club with the Benzino baby, cheer up.

2:03 pm October, 1 The Dude said...

Joanna Largelegs and her friends look pretty darn skippy in the background.

2:11 pm October, 1 bruinflak said...

Ugh

3:52 pm October, 1 Guid is Good said...

In the world of Bleeths, these are some high mileage ex-rentals right there. Props to da Benz for showing them a good time, like the old days.

4:25 pm October, 1 Wheezer said...

Benzino stumbles into a shooting of an episode of ‘Real Ex-Wives of Saline Valley’.

4:31 pm October, 1 Wheezer said...

It was later noted that cougar breast and thigh meat also tastes like chicken.

7:21 pm October, 1 Guid is Good said...

I wonder if the Benzmeister appliqués his own rhinestones? I’m pretty sure he would. He knitted his own chest rug.

12:55 am October, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

If my dick was of Baltic descent and wore a jean jacket, it would look exactly like this guy.

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And I would use it to defiantly titty fuck the living shit out of every girl in this photo. Because that’s how my quasi-Baltic penis rolls.

9:49 am October, 2 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“Bottle Blonde Blue” looks like she applied her make-up by French kissing a clown.

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