Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Benzino Carries On
Governments open and governments close.
Douchebags come and douchebags go.
Hot chicks woo party and hot chicks marry/divorce into suburban malaise.
But the true legends carry on and on until their grease tatts and scrotal sack can partake no more of the sweet nectar of pretend immortality via hot chick impressing credit-card living.
Benzino is just such a douchal aspirant.
And by aspirant, I mean clogged mucus membranes.
Bottle Blonde Blue is glorious in her enhanced unreality. Her particibles make my weepie weep for nethers of unfondle.
Must be the after party from his Book Club meeting.
Ugh. This is your twat pancake right here. A stack of ‘ em
That cross-eyed whisky face on the end is Benzino’s mom.
What a fucking mess, the whole lot of ’em.
Benzino’s Broads look like they’ve got some heavy miles on them. And what’s with the sourpuss look on the right ? You’re at da club with the Benzino baby, cheer up.
Joanna Largelegs and her friends look pretty darn skippy in the background.
Ugh
In the world of Bleeths, these are some high mileage ex-rentals right there. Props to da Benz for showing them a good time, like the old days.
Benzino stumbles into a shooting of an episode of ‘Real Ex-Wives of Saline Valley’.
It was later noted that cougar breast and thigh meat also tastes like chicken.
I wonder if the Benzmeister appliqués his own rhinestones? I’m pretty sure he would. He knitted his own chest rug.
If my dick was of Baltic descent and wore a jean jacket, it would look exactly like this guy.
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And I would use it to defiantly titty fuck the living shit out of every girl in this photo. Because that’s how my quasi-Baltic penis rolls.
“Bottle Blonde Blue” looks like she applied her make-up by French kissing a clown.