Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Billy's Bar Tag

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Billy the Bartender writes in with an important point:

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From: Billy

Subject: Douchebag Regulars

these guys are regulars at the bar i manage, big time pricks that think they really are VIP even though they all pitch in to buy ONE BOTTLE!!!

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It’s like renting a limo. If it makes nine high school kids feel special for coughing up 30 bucks each, then so be it.

That being said, these doucheflush are particularly egregious (although the ladies have a nice suburban party woo hottie vibe, lookin’ at you, Sister of That Chick in The Brown Bunny who Fellated That Vincent Gallo Guy). May you spit in their couscous.

# posted by douchebag1
2:42 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t think this site should include pics with retards in them.

2:44 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Future cast of Real Housewives Of El Cajon.

2:57 pm October, 1 jonezy said...

I think I saw this pic on another site called:

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Weird Looking Boobs… and the girls that love them.

3:00 pm October, 1 jonezy said...

I think the one big guy might be the real incarnation of Bobby BottleService.

3:06 pm October, 1 Wheezer said...

Brown Bunny Chick” = Chloe Suckbagny?

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Hmmmmm, maybe I’ll play Wheezer Gallo in the sequel.

3:11 pm October, 1 Wheezer said...

In the “regulars” link, it seems blue dress Raquel is getting an upshart shot.

3:24 pm October, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I haven’t seen that many ugly girls in one place since I spread a Benjamin around Larry’s Villa one night in a desperate search for an orgy.

3:26 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Bobby B is awesome! Check out how the whole things turns back in on itself, thanks to The Chief’s recklessness. For which he shall never be forgiven.

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape

3:36 pm October, 1 DarkSock said...

Waiting for RevChad to provide the lurid link to the infamous Brown Bunny scene…

3:43 pm October, 1 DarkSock said...

IT PUTS THE SHARED VODKA IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE. THE SLUT POSSE HOSE.

4:47 pm October, 1 Scooby Douche said...

I dunno….somehow I can’t shake the feeling that the blond used to be a man.

5:47 pm October, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think that these are poseurs to the douche lifestyle. Being such they must be mocked, smitten, and Pear Of Malice’d to death (respect). I’m kind of stoned in the way only having Lenny The Box as your chauffeur stoned can be awesome.

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Driving through the lush near-harvest corn, soy, barley, hops, wheat, and cannibis fields of Eastern Ontario while the frosted early morn mountaintops of two of my favourite mountain ranges are visible at the same point on high ground of a horse farm, I felt peace. The kind of peace you only know when out on the road like some ersatz gonzo journalist writing a treatise to the god-Bank.

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An hour going over their financials and back to the Altima we go. An hour at least between appointments cause the weed doesn’t peak for about 45 minutes so I needs me a Subway and a fifth of something, sometin. October blooms with a symphony of death, and a harmony of the fulfillment of nature’s bounty.

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Everyday is adventure my friends. And adventurous as you may be, you don’t want to see this. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1197489350. I’m going to acting school. Son

6:48 pm October, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is all I know! Hear it brothers of Peace and Indulgence and CAROUSEL!!!! For it be at you on your fortnight….The way the Musical Box keeps us all together. I tink Imay be habin a strike…and shit. And so be it. Son

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7:17 pm October, 1 Guid is Good said...

SheerTina does not approve of that bra on the “blonde”.

7:17 pm October, 1 Steve said...

So that’s where Hillary Duff has been hiding.

7:26 pm October, 1 creature said...

this is brilliant!

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“I am tall & I am thin of an enviable height…”

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ifn you got the stomach lissen close

7:29 pm October, 1 creature said...

bartenders beware…treat patrons right…son

7:36 pm October, 1 Kevin said...

Hold the phone!!!!! The chick in the black is Vinnie Sphincter’s hoe if the night from an earlier post, wow she sure knows how to pick a winner! I have a guy feeling this chick and Kettlehead have a photo together out there somewhere!

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2013/09/12/vinnie-sphincter-is-in-bidness-yo/#comments

9:30 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Different “blond” hair, but same moon chin. Good job Kevin!

10:12 pm October, 1 Douchesdownunder said...

e girls are the beautiful Kyla

10:13 pm October, 1 Douchesdownunder said...

That’s “none” girls are the beautiful Kyla

1:09 am October, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Girl in the pink and black leaning up against the wall is about two seconds from vomiting on the back of someone’s head.

4:28 am October, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Billy, nice tag. You need to enforce a dress code at your bar. As in no wifebeaters, white pants with black shirt or exposed saggy boobs. Guaranteed better clientele.

7:50 am October, 2 Wheezer said...

Yeah, nice work, Kevin – I guess she had her hair extensions on in the Sphincter photo. But the nose and teeth appear to be exactly the same.

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