Wednesday, October 2, 2013

For My Next Trick…

WheresTheJoker

Was… this your pear card?

Douchey Magic!!

# posted by douchebag1
5:40 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Just when you think that the end is not so nigh, DB1 throws you a crazyhawkes spittle with matronly piddle. And I retreat to my doobious lair. And shit.

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And it’s too late for this heat Dark Sock! Tell you friend Texaco Tex to turn the fucking heater down so the moose (respect) start getting horny-horned. Son.

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Vegans

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5:47 pm October, 2 The Dude said...

The damn peacocck paints his fingernails? eww

5:53 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For my next trick, I will try to explain why Obamacare would would. Oops. I mean why Obama will prove to be the next least-liked and ineffective leader since Billy Carter’s brother.

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In other events. I believe that Rick Warren will shit out a pound of nails, witches. and assorted Winn-Dixie freezer food explaining why his son, a well-publicized 8-Baller died of the sugar, guns. and assorted BIG_PHARMA treats.

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I know.

5:57 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey. That’s the same Brown Bunny chick from yessaday, Homes. I’d fuck that bitch if she wasn’t so down with the fucking ethnics, Homes. Bad Italian small pussey cocks smells like fucking Rachael Rae’s cheese, Yo.

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Ethnics

6:42 pm October, 2 hermit said...

Reverend Chad. Quit bashing our beloved president you Canadian bastard!

He has created nearly dozens of “green jobs” and has, through his Obamacare non-insured penalty, found a way to tax the shit out of the working poor.

7:06 pm October, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Word hermit. I watch with pain and ambiguity from the outside and love my friend. You ain’t heard nothing about windmill and solar panel bullishit in the province till you hear the word of the brother Dalton BBHN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2kB9CJOcw . But you got worse problems and me and the Mrs. have an exit st.rategy developing. IYKWIMAITTYD. Word son. Respect

7:59 pm October, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Someone tell lonely skinny side-boob Sarah in the background not to despair. A Foreign Service Officer from Afghanistan has volunteered to rescue her from lonely/slumpy background status.

8:05 pm October, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@ Hermit. Are the dozens of “green jobs” he created making salads at Wendys? Those green salad makers are about to get their hours cut (God knows they pull down way too much $ at 40 hours a week).

Thanks Obamacare. The five year war on jobs is finally showing a result.

8:20 pm October, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has a face like Edie Falco and an ass like Edie Gormet, God rest her soul. I’ve see better pear in the rotten fruit bin at Gristede’s. Gristede’s, I says.

8:37 pm October, 2 The Dude said...

I get it. ‘pubs think Obama is the peacocck idiot trying to pull the ~Ace of Ass Pear~

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dems think Boehner is the peecocck trying to pull the ~Ace of Let’s do something else~

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Haven’t done my research very thoroughly, but I’d like to propose that they all deserve douche citations.

9:05 pm October, 2 hermit said...

Wasn’t Dalton Mcguinty the guy who dressed up like Kenny Rogers and exposed himsel to a busload of cub scouts?

9:20 pm October, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That is a gelatinous gooey butt. And couldn’t care less about Obamacare, wife works at a hospital collecting great pay from exorbitant medical charges and gets great insurance bennies. So its all just background noise to me. Advice column: get your wife to work at a hospital, and not one of those shitty county run ones.

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5:57 am October, 3 Dickie Fingers said...

She looks delightfully stupid. Like you have to explain anal to her about half way through.

6:40 am October, 3 DarkSock said...

She makes the rockin’ world go ’round.

6:40 am October, 3 DarkSock said...

Get on yer bikes and ride.

7:32 am October, 3 Nancy Dicksucker said...

Dark Sock’s pisser makes the equine world go ’round and shit. Son.

8:09 am October, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Side boob photoboming FTW.

8:18 am October, 3 Anthony LaBaglia said...

she= stairmaster

it= escalator, Final Destination 4

8:25 am October, 3 DarkSock said...

Famed author Tom Clancy died yesterday.
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Thanks, Obama.
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8:24 am October, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Ace showing- what in the hole? A raging case of the clap? Douche bazooka goo?

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