Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Larry and Gary

Made sex tapes with their girlfriends.

Y’all did it all wrong…

I wish government

Shutdown closed places like this

And killed these people

— DoucheyWallnuts

Penis magic show

Goes horribly wrong when they

Reveal what is taped

— Capt. James T. Douche

 

 

Before sending prey to

Carousel. The girls tease the reds

With booby action.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

asdf

I’ll bet 10 bucks these

douches are clueless about

Wendy O. Williams.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Milkman convention’s

most popular seminar.

Handling milk jugs.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

This Douche/Bleeth round up

Drunken Vegas Rorschach test

I see seven boobs

— Vin Douchal

I see two fake boobs.

Aside from that, those girls have

Silicone titties.

— Jacques Doucheteau

Meat curtains get stretched

When tape clothing is removed

Enough to make tent

— DoucheyWallnuts

The tape gets removed

And silicone funbags fall.

Put the tape back on!

— The Dude

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:18 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I wish government

Shutdown closed places like this

And killed these people

7:21 am October, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Comrade cosmonauts

splashdown in the Amazon

remains never found.

7:22 am October, 4 creature said...

Moe & Curly grin

applying tape was good fun

the ‘strip’ tease better

7:24 am October, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Electrical tape

is the new clothes, and by clothes

I mean social loss.

7:28 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mr Clean goes Douche

Scores Bleeths with Clean Junior

Mr Not-So-Clean

7:30 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Penis magic show

Goes horribly wrong when they

Reveal what is taped

7:33 am October, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

Earl Scheib’s sons unclear

on concept of body work.

Lacquer coat may hurt.

7:33 am October, 4 Scooby Douche said...

Misha and Karen

think Obamacare is great

Brit on waiting list

7:36 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Despite all the mock

Aimed at these bleeths, I would bang

All three of them now

7:37 am October, 4 saulgoode42 said...

New Vegas biz-op:

Milkman job re-imagined

Brought in plastic cans

7:38 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ed Hardy High School

Drama class production of

Emperor’s New Clothes

7:44 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Being the best at

The asbestos removal

Game has its rewards.

7:53 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They stopped eating grain

Since the gyroscopes were put

In their Monkey Holes.

7:55 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the tape in

The basket or it gets the hose

The big Star Trek Hose.

7:56 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Before sending prey to

Carousel. The girls tease the reds

With booby action.

7:58 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck the left chick

In the muscle definition

Of her calves…..and shit.

8:09 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Every time this club

has one of these parties my

3M stocks climb high.

8:10 am October, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

White after Labor

Day. Fashion faux pas. Posing

with plastic bleeths, fine.

8:10 am October, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

White night at the Club

Dropped a grand on lap dances

Fake tan crotch goes home

8:12 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thank god bouncers made

douches cover up after

they tried tape man-thongs.

8:12 am October, 4 creature said...

Las Vegas show girls

prove business is in the black

once a month, red tape

8:13 am October, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Gary and Larry

Have grown weary of saying

We did not plan this

8:15 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet 10 bucks these

douches are clueless about

Wendy O. Williams.

8:15 am October, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Gary and Larry’s

Photo with hotties does not

End gay love rumor

8:18 am October, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Milkman convention’s

most popular seminar.

Handling milk jugs.

8:21 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Larry and Gary’s

sex tape was big hit at club

but only with guys.

8:23 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Larry and Gary

try using junk to dispense

tape. Girls point and laugh.

8:38 am October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Larry and Gary

tried designs on each other

first before the bleeths.

8:46 am October, 4 NurseDouche said...

Douchebags take pictures

with plastic titty ladys

to hide that they’re gay.

9:04 am October, 4 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

droopies, large fakies,

and chairman of itty bitty titty

committee on the right

9:05 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

Apartment painters

done cleaning, prepping units;

now for final coats.

9:07 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

Apartment painters

found some new tenants; upper

units are vacant.

9:10 am October, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Larry and Gary

look like two human tampons

for bleeths’ heavy flow

9:11 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

Fuccen Congress has

me staying home; too pissed to

really mock. Who knew?

9:15 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

Patiently^ awaits

today’s Pear, but for now, you

can enjoy these tits.

9:17 am October, 4 Wheezer said...

Apartment painters

Larry and Gary must have

run out of blue tape.

9:41 am October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Dis guy ovah dere

And dat udder guy right dere

Wicked outta place

9:46 am October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

This Douche/Bleeth round up

Drunken Vegas Rorschach test

I see seven boobs

9:46 am October, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

All of the bleeths have

faces that would make a train

take to a dirt road.

10:05 am October, 4 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Buttah-face strippers

Olestra Anal Leakage

Choads need Hazmat Gear

10:08 am October, 4 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Kinesio Tape

Double Dare Double Douches

Tranny Crossfitters

10:18 am October, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

A fashion faux pas

To wear electrical tape

After labor day

10:22 am October, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I see two fake boobs.

Aside from that, those girls have

Silicone titties.

10:23 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Painted on clothing

Horror show will end badly

When Baldy shoots load

10:27 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Clothing doubles as

Depilatory treatment

Better than waxing

10:28 am October, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Five gay guys always

Makes for tranny sausage-fest

Fun, now with bolt-ons!

10:50 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meat Curtains get stretched

When tape clothing is removed

Enough to make tent

10:53 am October, 4 The Dude said...

The bleeth black and tan

Doesn’t really compare to

Pale Ale and a Stout

10:56 am October, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Titty Malpractice

On display in this photo

Bleeth needs a lawyer

11:22 am October, 4 The Dude said...

The tape gets removed

And silicone funbags fall.

Put the tape back on!

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