Friday Haiku
“Just relax, Trishia;
You may feel a little prick…”
She’s used to big ones…
Monkey hole or the
bunny hole. The gyroscope
will go in like this.
— UFO Destroyers
Using syringe to
fix prolapse is like throwing
hot dog down hallway.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Truth ads move from the
Dangers of smoking cigs to
Hazards of butt chug.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Will health care reform
Let bunny girl choose her own
Naughty Nurse? Hope so.
— The Dude
CDC Flu Shot
Campaign targets those at risk.
Elderly, kids, whores
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Flu shot or glue shot?
Either way, Trish like it in
Ass, standing up
— DoucheyWallnuts
It puts the needle
In the ass or it gets the
Hose. The Valtrex Hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Now Obamacare
requires gyroscope insert
be done in public
— Dickie Fingers
Monkey hole or the
bunny hole. The gyroscope
will go in like this.
Truth ads move from the
Dangers of smoking cigs to
Hazards of butt chug.
Usually, friends
I’m against vaccination
Here’s the exception
I have a renoB
I have a big, big renoB
I have a renoB
Her tail pipe will be
Minty fresh and voided of
Any obstructions.
For Bunny Butt Juice
One must take great care not to
Bunny Bunny Bunnnnn
She puts the needle
In the butt or else she gets
The hose, the Sharp Hose
I will probably
Pump off to this image for
The next month or so
I have a feeling
That is not the largest thing
That has been placed there.
The infamous bath
Salts induced back door bleaching
Party of ’09
Jumbo enema
Stirs the bowels, lifts the soul
And gives me the wood
In through the out door
Is a beautify thing when
Two bleeths are involved
The 90’s called they want their Nokia phone back
As the warm fluid
Caresses her pink O ring
The crowd cheers and cums
Naughty Nurse Nancy
knows what’s good for what ails ya
Sapphic butt action
Naughty Nurse Nancy
knows what’s good for what ails ya
Listerine butt flush
Naughty Nurse Nancy
knows what’s good for what ails ya
Hardcore German porn
Is it all the Axe
or is it all the Goose that
turns douchebag smeg green?
Using syringe to
fix prolapse is like throwing
hot dog down hallway.
“Hey honey, check out
my new background pic on phone!
I’ve done A LOT worse!”
Will health care reform
Let bunny girl choose her own
Naughty Nurse? Hope so.
You shouldn’t have let
Shrek dump his loadin your butt
CDC Flu Shot
Campaign targets those at risk.
Elderly, kids, whores
You shouldn’t have let
Shrek dump his loadin your butt
You shouldn’t have let
Shrek dump his load in your butt
Without a condom
Ill bet Gloria
Steinem didn’t go through this
initiation.
I would like to sniff
The tip of that needle and
Her fuzzy white tail
Who you been bangin’
as green cum pours from her ass
Jolly Green Giant?
Better than Ass Clown
Is a super Hott Ass Nurse
Tending chick’s buttocks
Just one injection
Gives lifetime immunity
To Douchebag butt warts
Jesus Christ Trisha
How much juice can your ass hold
Your fifth one today
Jiffy Anal Lube
Is the popular franchise
In San Francisco
Obamacare rules !
My new “doctor” is Porsche
from Beavers Gents Club
Flu shot or glue shot?
Either way, Trish like it in
Ass, standing up
German Bukkake
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the needle
In the ass or it gets the
Hose. The Valtrex Hose.
Nice of Donkey Douche
To loan his steroid syringe
To these nice ladies
Young lad in blue tank
Waiting for mom to explain
What’s going on there
Parental failure
Captured for posterity
Nurse green with envy
Comic-Con Cosplay
The Sign said “Exit Only”
Bunny Sneak Attack
to keep your crack clean
floss daily with bunny tail
Lysol power rinse
not seen a gyroscope
administered by oversized syringe
but goes in monkey hole
though not a gyno
Rev Chad knows a monkey hole
from a bunghole
She’s much less used to
inoculation than to
hot beef injection
Blood rushing to cockk,
can’t think of haiku to post;
just gonna fap now.
Hef is pissed because
he thinks his gals are birthing
little Hulk babies.
That ass is so hot…..
HOW HOT IS IT? It’s so hot
it needs aloe shots.
A stretch to find douche –
Hey! A guy in a ‘beater!
Good, that qualifies.
Now Obamacare
requires gyroscope insert
be done in public
Government shuts down,
national parks close…..but this
is rather scenic.
This squirt will likely
be followed by numerous
others: by ours, right?
When I was a kid,
it was usually Bugs dressed
up as the nurse, eh?
Just sayin’…..
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Medical degrees
are a dime a dozen; she
can stripe my candy.
AC/DC shirt
wonders, “‘Back In Black’ never
made me think of this.”
Wear anything white
after Labor Day, get shot
in ass. Works for her.
Groovy hott in the
mustard top regrets leaving
bunny suit at home.
Backpacked John Largeman
ensures crowd doesn’t rush to
get “green flu” vaccine.
“I’d bang that like a
syringe in a storm”; who gets
their shots from screen doors?
She wanted hot beef
injection, got goo instead.
It’s normal Friday.
Listerine Asswash:
For when you want to sound nice
while you’re “talking shit.”
Made by Scientists
Bunny Beth Takes Medicine
She ran with the Goose
Barbie Bendover
Hott takes the minty baster
Now uncontrollably queefs
As autumn leaves turn
Naughty Nurse gives a flu shot
In her monkeyhole.