Friday, October 11, 2013

Friday Haiku

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“Just relax, Trishia;

You may feel a little prick…”

She’s used to big ones…

Monkey hole or the

bunny hole. The gyroscope

will go in like this.

— UFO Destroyers

 

 

Using syringe to

fix prolapse is like throwing

hot dog down hallway.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Truth ads move from the

Dangers of smoking cigs to

Hazards of butt chug.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Will health care reform

Let bunny girl choose her own

Naughty Nurse? Hope so.

— The Dude

CDC Flu Shot

Campaign targets those at risk.

Elderly, kids, whores

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Flu shot or glue shot?

Either way, Trish like it in

Ass, standing up

— DoucheyWallnuts

It puts the needle

In the ass or it gets the

Hose. The Valtrex Hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Now Obamacare

requires gyroscope insert

be done in public

— Dickie Fingers

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:11 am October, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

Monkey hole or the

bunny hole. The gyroscope

will go in like this.

7:15 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Truth ads move from the

Dangers of smoking cigs to

Hazards of butt chug.

7:17 am October, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Usually, friends

I’m against vaccination

Here’s the exception

7:17 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I have a renoB

I have a big, big renoB

I have a renoB

7:19 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her tail pipe will be

Minty fresh and voided of

Any obstructions.

7:19 am October, 11 saulgoode42 said...

For Bunny Butt Juice

One must take great care not to

Bunny Bunny Bunnnnn

7:23 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts the needle

In the butt or else she gets

The hose, the Sharp Hose

7:23 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I will probably

Pump off to this image for

The next month or so

7:27 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I have a feeling

That is not the largest thing

That has been placed there.

7:31 am October, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The infamous bath

Salts induced back door bleaching

Party of ’09

7:31 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jumbo enema

Stirs the bowels, lifts the soul

And gives me the wood

7:39 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In through the out door

Is a beautify thing when

Two bleeths are involved

7:44 am October, 11 The Bear Jew said...

The 90’s called they want their Nokia phone back

7:49 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As the warm fluid

Caresses her pink O ring

The crowd cheers and cums

7:59 am October, 11 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Naughty Nurse Nancy

knows what’s good for what ails ya

Sapphic butt action

8:00 am October, 11 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Naughty Nurse Nancy

knows what’s good for what ails ya

Listerine butt flush

8:02 am October, 11 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Naughty Nurse Nancy

knows what’s good for what ails ya

Hardcore German porn

8:03 am October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it all the Axe

or is it all the Goose that

turns douchebag smeg green?

8:07 am October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Using syringe to

fix prolapse is like throwing

hot dog down hallway.

8:09 am October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Hey honey, check out

my new background pic on phone!

I’ve done A LOT worse!”

8:14 am October, 11 The Dude said...

Will health care reform

Let bunny girl choose her own

Naughty Nurse? Hope so.

8:33 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You shouldn’t have let

Shrek dump his loadin your butt

8:34 am October, 11 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

CDC Flu Shot

Campaign targets those at risk.

Elderly, kids, whores

8:37 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You shouldn’t have let

Shrek dump his loadin your butt

8:37 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You shouldn’t have let

Shrek dump his load in your butt

Without a condom

8:41 am October, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ill bet Gloria

Steinem didn’t go through this

initiation.

8:45 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would like to sniff

The tip of that needle and

Her fuzzy white tail

9:12 am October, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Who you been bangin’

as green cum pours from her ass

Jolly Green Giant?

9:12 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Better than Ass Clown

Is a super Hott Ass Nurse

Tending chick’s buttocks

9:16 am October, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Just one injection

Gives lifetime immunity

To Douchebag butt warts

9:18 am October, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Jesus Christ Trisha

How much juice can your ass hold

Your fifth one today

9:18 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jiffy Anal Lube

Is the popular franchise

In San Francisco

9:21 am October, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Obamacare rules !

My new “doctor” is Porsche

from Beavers Gents Club

9:22 am October, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flu shot or glue shot?

Either way, Trish like it in

Ass, standing up

9:29 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

German Bukkake

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:30 am October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the needle

In the ass or it gets the

Hose. The Valtrex Hose.

9:41 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Nice of Donkey Douche

To loan his steroid syringe

To these nice ladies

9:43 am October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Young lad in blue tank

Waiting for mom to explain

What’s going on there

10:08 am October, 11 Dr Magnifico said...

Parental failure

Captured for posterity

Nurse green with envy

10:15 am October, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Comic-Con Cosplay

The Sign said “Exit Only”

Bunny Sneak Attack

10:37 am October, 11 Dickie Fingers said...

to keep your crack clean

floss daily with bunny tail

Lysol power rinse

10:46 am October, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

not seen a gyroscope

administered by oversized syringe

but goes in monkey hole

10:47 am October, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

though not a gyno

Rev Chad knows a monkey hole

from a bunghole

10:48 am October, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She’s much less used to

inoculation than to

hot beef injection

11:00 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Blood rushing to cockk,

can’t think of haiku to post;

just gonna fap now.

11:03 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Hef is pissed because

he thinks his gals are birthing

little Hulk babies.

11:06 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

That ass is so hot…..

HOW HOT IS IT? It’s so hot

it needs aloe shots.

11:08 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

A stretch to find douche –

Hey! A guy in a ‘beater!

Good, that qualifies.

11:08 am October, 11 Dickie Fingers said...

Now Obamacare

requires gyroscope insert

be done in public

11:12 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Government shuts down,

national parks close…..but this

is rather scenic.

11:14 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

This squirt will likely

be followed by numerous

others: by ours, right?

11:19 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

When I was a kid,

it was usually Bugs dressed

up as the nurse, eh?

11:20 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Just sayin’…..

.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/137/d/c/helloo_nurse__by_81scorp-d502hat.jpg

11:22 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Medical degrees

are a dime a dozen; she

can stripe my candy.

11:25 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

AC/DC shirt

wonders, “‘Back In Black’ never

made me think of this.”

11:28 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Wear anything white

after Labor Day, get shot

in ass. Works for her.

11:32 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Groovy hott in the

mustard top regrets leaving

bunny suit at home.

11:34 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Backpacked John Largeman

ensures crowd doesn’t rush to

get “green flu” vaccine.

11:39 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

“I’d bang that like a

syringe in a storm”; who gets

their shots from screen doors?

11:45 am October, 11 Morbo said...

She wanted hot beef

injection, got goo instead.

It’s normal Friday.

11:49 am October, 11 Wheezer said...

Listerine Asswash:

For when you want to sound nice

while you’re “talking shit.”

11:55 am October, 11 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Made by Scientists

Bunny Beth Takes Medicine

She ran with the Goose

12:20 pm October, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Barbie Bendover

Hott takes the minty baster

Now uncontrollably queefs

1:09 pm October, 11 The Dude said...

As autumn leaves turn

Naughty Nurse gives a flu shot

In her monkeyhole.

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