Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday Haiku

Friday Haiku2 The new sci-fi hit Star Trans, with Terry FlatChest And Gaylord McVest

Terry the Drag Queen

tries out his new character

he/she Shannon Tweed.

— Douche Wayne

Jeff Gordon’s little

Brother comes out of closet

Far enough for both.

— UFO Destroyers

 

 

Terry sees himself

As a Pirate! His first move’s

To score sunken chest

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

The penis is tucked

Since the gyroscope was put

In “her” Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Spock will change mind on

wanting pon farr after he

sees these two morons.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

In space nobody

Can hear you scream or runs out

Of hair gel or moussé

— DoucheyWallnuts

Pink is the new blond

In outer space

No one grows boobies

— Dr Magnifico

Her eyes say mystique

His say rather be working

men’s room glory hole

— Magnum Douche P.I.

Nepos.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:14 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

Terry is both a

man’s name and a woman’s name.

Which one applies here?

7:15 am October, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Young Robert Downey

Wears his ‘VD-Guy’ suit years

Before Ironman

7:16 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

Hoping for silent

but vi’lent, to his dismay

Gaylord just sharted.

7:18 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

Wood-paneled chalet

provides romantic scene for

some après-douche fun.

7:20 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

Terry the Drag Queen

tries out his new character

he/she Shannon Tweed.

7:31 am October, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

Jeff Gordon’s little

Brother comes out of closet

Far enough for both.

7:33 am October, 25 The Dude said...

Dammit Gaylord, I’m

Paid-to-pose, not a hooker.

There’s a difference.

7:35 am October, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Terry sees himself

As a Pirate! His first move’s

To score sunken chest

7:36 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The penis is tucked

Since the gyroscope was put

In “her” Monkey Hole.

7:37 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Flugel

Horn in the basket or it gets

The hose. Spit valve hose.

7:43 am October, 25 saulgoode42 said...

No inspiration

Can’t write a decent haiku

Without the boobies

7:43 am October, 25 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Young Dianne Sawyer

Tranny begs Freddie Prinz Jr

$$ for boob job

7:46 am October, 25 saulgoode42 said...

I visit this site

Just to look at pretty girls

Not gritty pearls

7:46 am October, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Beam me up, Terry!

Women on this planet are

actual women!

7:58 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

We do our shopping

At Shirts and Haircuts from Hell

We love how we look

8:03 am October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Putting a wig on

a Ferengi goes to show

how lonely Kirk was.

8:05 am October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Phasers must be set

to stun for both because each

have that startled look.

8:07 am October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Terry checks on the

dilithium crystals to

find lack of power.

8:08 am October, 25 DarkSock said...

vc

8:09 am October, 25 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Early Skyler White

Future Combover’s Fag (respect) Hag

V is for Valtrex

8:09 am October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche should be wearing

red shirt because everyone

knows they get offed first.

8:14 am October, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Spock will change mind on

wanting pon farr after he

sees these two morons.

8:15 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

@ DarkSock

8:16 am October, 25 Douche Wayne said...

That bass player does look a bit like Bob Trujillo.

8:16 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Star Trek: Deep Space Douche

Was a spin off that never

Caught on with Trekkies

8:38 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ten thousand Quatloos

Says T’Pau wouldn’t approve

Of couple’s Joining

8:42 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In space nobody

Can hear you scream or runs out

Of hair gel or moussé

8:51 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like her to Twerk

On my junk despite the fact

That she has no tits

9:01 am October, 25 Dr Magnifico said...

Pink is the new blond

In outer space

No one grows boobies

9:12 am October, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Her eyes say mystique

His say rather be working

men’s room glory hole

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