Friday, October 11, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

The Mark of the Douche

The Mark of the ‘Bag marks douche for all those who doubt douchitude.

The Mark of the ‘Bag comes in many shapes and forms.

But whether grease stain or silly heart, the Mark of the ‘Bag does not lie.

Perfection Sarah plays lutes of suckle poke undies gargle. Like a deep fried plantain or a cronut dipped in Bosco, hers are the lickable pooch fondle of harmonic bobble. Do not doubt the disease curing power of her taut milk thighs or sweet supple steroid-free farm raised thighs and wings. For they do not age and do not wither. Not without God hanging his head in shame.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Buy Some Shit to Support The Site Link of the Week: Judge my fetishes not lest ye be judged.

HCwDB’s own Mr. Biggs has finally realized his longtime graphic novel project and it is amazing. Check it out and show your support: Inferno Los Angeles

No Hope.

Even when Benzino hangs with a bro, the whole thing is kinda creepy.

What the world needs now: More female streakers

Funny or Die’s Between Two Ferns interviews porn star Justine Bieber.

And then there’s dinosaur erotica. Of course there is.

British newspaper analyzes San Francisco techie herpsters, comes up with the word ‘douchebag.’ Meh, close enough.

Priests hanging out with 15 year old kids not wearing pants? I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation.

Meanwhile, in terrorism news, The Unipooper strikes again!

Okay, here’s ya go:

YOLOpear

Not enough? Okiedokie:

Pearjazzle

Like buttpear for photoshop.

# posted by douchebag1
12:54 pm October, 11 Wheezer said...

Today’s Pear shall assist me in getting through the weekend. Oh yes…..

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I wonder if the “Poopetrator” is really from Cornell or Brown?

12:56 pm October, 11 Wheezer said...

‘Til the Boss can get through changing the latest poopy diaper and fix the link, here’s what (I think) he wants us to buy:

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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31rblOFFYIL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

2:19 pm October, 11 Scooby Douche said...

Observations:

Re: Today’s photo…she looks like she’s about 14. Anyone remember Traci Lords? Buyer beware.

Re: YOLO pear: if you’re going to go to the trouble of stripping off your clothing so that you can have a moment of true freedom out in the wild, why still keep your panties on? Go full naked.

Re: Female streaker…more evidence supporting my thesis that, unless we are talking about paid-to-pose or porn, the women whose breasts we are least interested in seeing are the women most interested in showing us.

Re: Priest with pantless boy. Of course there’s a reasonable explanation. Who ever heard of a priest doing anything untoward?

Re: Unipooper: Why no NSA video surveillance on this? They’re spying on every other inch of our lives.

Re: Pearjazzle: My new wallpaper.

2:21 pm October, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

Guy from No Hope: “Does this tattoo make my neck look long?”

2:36 pm October, 11 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

On this episode of “Freaks”… No Hope.

2:52 pm October, 11 DarkSock said...

Regarding the Dinosaur Erotica: It’s already been done:

gross

2:56 pm October, 11 Duck Duck Douche said...

re: photo at top. How nice that mom is setting the kid up in the family business. Nothing bonds like a threesome.

3:21 pm October, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Dope slaps all around for No Hope dudes

3:28 pm October, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I read that interview as “Between two fems”

Imagine my disappointment.

3:46 pm October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snorting Bosco is underrated. The feeling of gravy dripping through the nasals is YOLO.

4:57 pm October, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

BTW. I may be going to a convention in Las Vegas this winter. Does anybody know if they have any escorts there?

3:11 am October, 12 d.baggins v2.0 said...

Ditch pig, bag, ditch pig. Menage gone horribly wrong,

8:36 am October, 12 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

Since when did Benzino hang out with Max Cady?

https://www.google.com.au/search?biw=480&bih=268&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=vmtZUtDPFKq6iQfa5oCIAg&q=max+cady&oq=max+cady&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.2981.11618.0.12864.17.14.0.1.1.0.565.3964.0j2j2j2j3j2.11.0….0…1c.1.28.mobile-gws-serp..8.9.2448.vSVOwRRvnd8#

Cape Douche…

10:22 am October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

HEY DB1 I SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN SOME SHIT WHERE I EDITED THE SITE. GET YOUR CONTROLS FIXED SON . AND SHIT.

11:52 am October, 12 hermit said...

I saw that shit Rev, nice hovel. And as far as Aunt Marian…………

………….I’d hit it.

11:52 am October, 12 hermit said...

……..Bunny too. (Respect)

11:59 am October, 12 killdoucher said...

scoobs 4TW!

12:04 pm October, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

What could possible go wrong with the Reverend at the controls?

12:04 pm October, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit

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One should not leave the keys in an open running car where madmen may accidentally fall into the driver’s seat..and shit.. I was tempted to go wild but didn’t want DB1 to get too mad (respek).

12:52 pm September, 15 yogesh kumar said...

So Smarty ….

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