Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

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May your weekend pass like a photobombing Warren Beatty Bro in presence of a scaled down Patsy Kensit party hott and her sexy Malaysian friend at a creepy wedding in Sheboygan.

Sadly, as I learned the other day when I queried a room full of hott appreciators, no one knows who Patsy Kensit is anymore. This makes your humb narrs sad. As a fallow teenager, I weeped tears of action-adventure sadness when Kensit was forced to die as part of Riggs’s grieving process in Lethal Weapon 2.

It broke my Hebraic heart that this lithe Aryan suckle hott with the alpaca-like overbite would need to die so an alcoholic anti-Semite could quell the crazy for an hour or two.

So here’s to you, Patsy Kensit.

You may have married one of the douchiest flash-in-the-pan British rock stars of all time and consigned yourself to a 1990s Trivial Pursuit card for eternity. But I still poke your proddle.

Here’s yer links:

Your HCwDB Buy Some Shit To Support the Site Link of the Week: What HC1 will ideally be wearing on Halloween. What HC1 will actually be wearing on Halloween.

In Soviet Union, guitar play hot chick.

The Griecobag himself, source virus of the entire douche plague, Richard Grieco posted his latest artwork to Facebook. Here it is: Dawn of the Wolf. You’re welcome.

Internet sensation and Semitic Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh Meytal Cohen. Still out there. Still without a discernible form of income.

When they ask you about the 1980s, tell them this.

Want proof we’re winning the war on douchebaggery? Victory!

The latest Chinese beach trend: Face-kini.

Here’s 38 images of Brechtian genius.

Okay. Nuff that. For those of you in the winter climates as it grows colder:

Ocean Peartacular

Wave butt.

# posted by douchebag1
12:57 pm October, 18 grendel said...

somethin’ ‘gainst Oasis? fuck you

1:23 pm October, 18 FredN. said...

The links, they make me happy.

1:24 pm October, 18 Wheezer said...

Is that Fenny “Mrs. DarkSock” LaPlante? in the water?

1:27 pm October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Great. 38 more reasons I’ll have trouble falling asleep at night.

1:50 pm October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Were those condoms tossed into The Palazzo crowd new or,… full?

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Soviet Union, guitar play hot chick is playing in D minor, the saddest of all keys

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I’d like to pass out a few Face-Kinis to some residents of the I.E. , swimming or otherwise

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No, fuck you, Oasis sucks

4:06 pm October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

The Fontana Luxury Vehicle.

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Featuring 2-60 air conditioning, 18″ curb clearance, Pine Tree mirror hanger and free tattoo of this vehicle with every purchase (back or chest only)

4:19 pm October, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Where dost one go to protest the early decision on the Friday Haiku? As far as Masterbating to pear, I did that right here in my chair.

7:18 pm October, 18 The Dude said...

Always liked Patsy Kensit, wish they had included the sex scene between her and the Aryan boss guy on the plastic sheet in his office.

7:34 pm October, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

poor poor Gwenyth… BTW I know lots of chicks who can benefit from the face-kini

Used to call them “Buterface” (everything’s hot, but her face)

4:29 am October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oasis gargled monkey balls. Meytal Cohen’s Semetic nose turns off some boys but i think it is ayight and she’s tight , yo. I want her to sign my big John Bonham.

4:12 pm October, 19 wonderdouche twin said...

Meytal Cohen and Jess Greenberg in the same band, Simon Cowell make this happen STAT!!

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