Thursday, October 24, 2013

Gynochin Returns!

GynochinSuffersFromHalitosis

HCwDB legend and 2011 Douchebag of the Year Gynochin.

Still out there.

Still with douche-chin.

Still dressing up to impress Kathy Hott with his fertile gum lines.

Mayhap the Gynochin makes our hallowed Hall of Scrote?

The hot chick of Rhea speaks for her cuddle bottom. And the run of doucheyness near incredibly sexy hot chicks speaks for itself.

And then there’s this.

What say you?

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am October, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He get backhanded to his big ass donkey teeth by Wolverine?

8:14 am October, 24 Dr Magnifico said...

Gynochin has a real monkey jaw.

8:17 am October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now this is the douche Westboro Baptist should be picketing.

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Jawbone of an ass

8:36 am October, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Too soon. He’s got the talent, but there should be some designated waiting period from the time of winning Douchebag of the Year until a douche may be nominated for induction. I say at least 5 years. Just to make sure no flash-in-the-pan ‘bags make it into the hallowed Hall.

Timelessness

8:44 am October, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Call me crazy, but Gyno looks a lot less douchey since he started spontaneously lactating every time he hears Adele’s voice on the radio.

8:53 am October, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

In. Guy makes me want to club baby seals.

9:16 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Gynochin! Why the long face?

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9:18 am October, 24 creature said...

de evolving….looks more apelike as time passes…like that 1979 bottle of boones farm I saved turned to vinegar

9:22 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think he lives in Canada.

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9:27 am October, 24 DarkSock said...

Put him in The Hall.
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LOOK AT HIS TEETH…HE RULES YOU

9:28 am October, 24 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I feel like an appeaser today. I do nominate him for the AC360 Ridiculist.

9:47 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Gynochin pisses pomegranate juice and shits cubes of indignity

9:48 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Hey! Gynochin!!! :

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Bah Bah Booey !

10:17 am October, 24 purpledrank said...

Cuddle Bottom Rhea cowers in fear as Gynochin begins to unhinge his temporo mandibular joint in order to swallow her whole.

Gaggers.

10:39 am October, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Last time I saw a set of choppers like that they were crossing the finish line two lengths ahead of the pack on the turf at Churchill.

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Equestrian

11:08 am October, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Da Chin Belongs In

12:17 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin kegels hamburger into Slim Jims.

12:18 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin has 63 of Seinfeld’s 64 chromosomes.

12:19 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin lives inside a mule and votes the straight Libertarian ticket.

12:19 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin water skis without a boat

12:19 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin uses coconuts as toilet paper

12:20 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin soils his remotes by using them as ben wa balls.

12:20 pm October, 24 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

There are whales jealous of that show of baleen!

12:20 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin can cum on his own back.

12:20 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin has tater tots for eyes

12:21 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin, if on the moon, would be able to do 344 cockk push-ups.

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On Donkey Douche’s cockk.

12:45 pm October, 24 creature said...

Gynochin wipes his bottom by leaving snail trails on persian cats

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….persian cats=Irani hipsters

1:04 pm October, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ironically he can’t see how ridiculous he looks using those tiny mouse eyes.

1:10 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gynochin’s titanium carbide teeth can chew through a magnetar (look it up bitches) and ask for seconds.

1:22 pm October, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Magnetar: the wine bottle size in between a Balthazar and a Nebuchadnezzar.

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Are we playing Balderdash? I prefer cards against humanity, personally.

2:12 pm October, 24 DarkSock said...

Gynochin’s favorite president is Hubert Heever.

4:21 pm October, 24 Guid is Good said...

To the Chin …. we say in.

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