Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween!!

BeAfraid

Boo!!

I refer, of course, to

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An atrocity wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by a toxic coating of grease, slime, and inflated skin cells.

Your humb narrs is drunk on rice mead and my daughter is a strawberry.

Happy Halloween!!

6:33 pm October, 31 Steve said...

Jay Cutler returns!! Gotta be honest, I followed bodybuilding back when I was 14-17 years and this guy came across as the most boring person ever. They interviewed him for this steroid documentary called “Bigger Stronger Faster”, and his scene didn’t even make the final cut. Probably cuz the director wanted to keep his audience awake.

7:56 pm October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that Jay Cutler on the right?

8:06 pm October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet Lady Marmalade!

And I tolds yas befo. About my 10 year younger cousin I was bangin whwn I was 25. Well she’sstill in the bar scene and was at mother’s sister’s 7oth birthday Halooweeenie fright fest tonight and gave me a sweet taste of luxury in Lenny’s backyard.

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Now I wasn’t with the misses at the time and we went out for a smoke. And by smoke I mean quick BJ. But it was better than I expected and she had some OG crack she brewed herself. I am dedicating the rest of my life to the casing the dragon,.and no kmore fuckin.

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8:28 pm October, 31 The Dude said...

The twit in the middle looks disturbingly familiar – from HCwDB, not from some bizarre Dude Bender, I can assure you. I hope.

8:45 pm October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It looks like my buddy Mayor Rob has been slandered again.

4 more years!!!!!!!!! He’safucking only good thing about Torotro.

1:26 am November, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this picture. I hate Jake-o-lanterns anyways.

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Because the actor from Full House and Dumb and Dumber repeating scripted lines on an HBO drama series that’s a ripoff of “Network” is the epitome of honest to some people.

1:29 am November, 1 Wheezer said...

Boss, your little strawberry is adorable!

2:59 am November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, that’s a cute pic.

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Imma dispense with an “Your first offspring was Snooki” comments today.

3:02 am November, 1 Douchble Helix said...

JD, I don’t think the guy was on Full House.

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I don’t watch that show in the clip. But Network was prophecy. 1976. Watch it, ‘hunters. It’s awesome.

5:52 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev’s mother wouldn’t sexually abuse those two with Bea Arthur’s dick.

6:43 am November, 1 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Blind squirrel can’t find no nuts here.

8:10 am November, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Jack O’Lanterns, one and all.

1:54 pm November, 1 Brian said...

I know you do not seem like a huge fan of the gay community (maybe I am wrong? I have been once or twice in my life! Lol) but as a gay man I look forward to seeing pics of hot, juiced up douchebags and check this site every day. Not seeing them as much as I used to?! I happen to think the dude in the middle is smoking hot and I know you published one of him before with a “hot chick” and he had these crazy eyes in the photo-similar to his look in this one; it was a turn on actually!! I am sure you have TONS of gay fans. BTW, I think you have mentioned being from Brookline or at least Boston. I live in Allston. Love your site but more roided douchebags please; makes my day. Peace.

10:53 am November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I disagree Brian. The dude on the right is WAY cuter.

9:25 am November, 4 DarkSock said...

“Hi; we’re here for the orgy…?”

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