Saturday, October 5, 2013

HCwDB: The Next Generation

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Vanity Fair explains the next-generation of social media hookup HCwDB tragedy:

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They arranged to rendezvous at a shopping mall in Los Angeles not far from the neighborhood where they lived. “Of course it was going to be a public place. And if it turned out he was really some gross old man, I’d just run away.” But there he was, standing by his car, looking almost like his picture. . . . Almost. There was something different about his face—it was “squishier. Like, he was almost fat.” But now here they were, and she didn’t know quite how to get out of it.

He smiled and kissed her on the cheek. He smelled of Axe Body Spray. She was sorry she’d spent so much time getting ready for this. “I even waxed,” she said. He wanted her to get in his car, but she knew she shouldn’t. They started walking around the mall, “talking about nothing, nothing. It was awkward, totally weird.” He asked if she wanted to sit down, but there was nowhere to sit except in restaurants, so they wound up going inside a Pottery Barn and making out on a couch. Later she posted something on her Tumblr blog about the difficulty of finding love.

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Pottery Barn, kids.

Pottery Barn.

# posted by douchebag1
1:35 pm October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There is only one way for me thank you for that enlightening, depressing read.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvZgwtpPmLY

2:34 pm October, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The internet ain’t all that bad. I found this amusing Mulatto on the wheybs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cT_Ulmcrys

4:37 pm October, 5 hermit said...

As a “gross old man” I am seriously offended by that article. I will be canceling my subscription to Vanity Fair, effective immediately.

6:49 pm October, 5 killdoucher said...

everyone has their particular hell. i hope theirs smells of port salut abandoned in the back of the coolerator behind the fuzzy cocktail weiners!

5:42 am October, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Youth is wasted on the young, I says.

1:57 pm October, 6 DoucheyWallnuts in a Pottery Barn said...

I spontaneously ejaculated on a Pottery Barn couch, once.

2:33 pm October, 6 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

sounds like the dumb bitch got just what she deserved, Axe body spray and all

6:37 pm October, 6 Guid is Good said...

A blow job is the new “Good Morning”.

5:54 am October, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

I like this chicks nethers, but aint nobody got time for that.

6:31 am October, 7 DarkSock said...

Poor Plinky,..

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