Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: The Orange Twatpancake

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If you have to ask why, then you ain’t been paying attention.

Like a rotting pustule on the decaying carcass of white privilege, these racist ghosts of American past will do their best to take the rest of us down as they go screaming into the dustbin of history.

# posted by douchebag1
10:06 am October, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Hate the budget crisis (which shouldn’t be a ‘crisis’ at all), but LOVE watching the Republican Party commit suicide.

10:08 am October, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

…and oh yes, rich white guys who are in the pocket of other rich white guys are, ipso facto, douchewanks.

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p.s. and yes, that last comment was made just so I could use the phrase “ipso facto.”

10:21 am October, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

For those outside the US, who is this particular wankstain of a politician?

10:37 am October, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

On HCwDB he is known as Renheob.

10:49 am October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Speaker Of The House, Ohio representative John Boehner.

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Q. What do you get when you whack off in a rest room?

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A. John Boehner.

10:50 am October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Auto inductee for Closet Of Poo.

10:52 am October, 1 Douche-a-saurus said...

The ‘pubs are wasting their time and our money in trying to defund Obamacare, but let’s get real..The only reason we are not Greece and can push up the debt ceiling on a whim is that the US holds the reserve currency.

Yeah, raise the ceiling, do nothing to get the financial house in order and when you can’t borrow anymore, raise it again…

Either raise taxes, cut spending or both..anything else is economic suicide for future generations.

10:57 am October, 1 Tits McGee said...

A new CNN poll has Congress at 10% approval; looks like he’s shooting for ZERO PERCENT. Do your GD job you jerkoffs or GTFO.

11:11 am October, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Idiocracy is the most frightening documentary.

11:18 am October, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Clever post, DB1.

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The existential pairing of the collective electorate as the HC to the pictured DB, exemplifies the concept of the omnipresent, but inconsequential context of the people.

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Be the bling, Boehner.

11:23 am October, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

To be fair and balanced, this picture presents him as more orange than usual.

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I think.

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I try not to look too closely at him.

11:40 am October, 1 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

There’s likely not another single person from Ohio who is such a fine shade of orange. Usually takes New Jersey residency for that!

12:11 pm October, 1 The Dude said...

They all suck balls.

12:21 pm October, 1 Joseph said...

Yes, let’s blame the guy who leads the party which controls the House whose party is also responsible for sending the Democratic controlled Senate several budgets which have all been rejected… By democrats. The ignorance on this site and others regarding politics is astounding. Sorry DB1, but you’re wrong on this one. If you’re going to blame the Repubs you have to blame the Dems, too.

For the record, I agree with “The Dude.”

12:57 pm October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

For every Orange Twat Pancake there’s a Nancy Pelosi in Washington, D.C.

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They have a way of balancing the scales of manure in that town. Only nowadays, it’s toward all of them being out of touch with reality and in the pockets of all the wrong interests.

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Whigs

1:49 pm October, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

shit, I wish I was an orange twatpancake congressman and got a fat government salary / pension / perks (underdesk handjobs from hot little interns) / kickbacks, etc., for doing nothing but talking out of my ass. But alas I was not born into privilege. And I don’t think orange is my color. Back to the common man’s grind.

1:56 pm October, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That’s some awful photoshopping. Hannibal Lector wore a face much better.

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But the orange does go well with that tie. Which he clearly got at the “three grey suits for the price of one” sale at the Men’s Wearhouse.

3:39 pm October, 1 DarkSock said...

ORANGE
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ORANGE
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IT PUTS THE BETACAROTINE IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE. THE CARROT HOSE.

3:40 pm October, 1 DarkSock said...

IT PUTS THE BAD PHOTOSHOP IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE. THE UNSHARP MASK HOSE.

3:59 pm October, 1 Joseph said...

So let me get this straight: John Boehner, the Speaker of the House, who has sent a budget to the democratic controlled Senate only to be rejected by said democrats is the douchebag? If the Repubs are douches for not caving, then the dems are just as guilty for not passing a budget. Sorry DB1, but you’re wrong on this one.

5:06 pm October, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Right VD. Obama is worser!

1:05 am October, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

How much ass pear does politics bestow upon us? None. So why are you even acknowledging the existence of some stupid melodramatic political turd shit that generates no ass pear, DB1?

Douchebags of even the most vile and greased up reprehensible shades of tasteless self-revelry at least know how to (in theory) bring forth tasty ass pear and shoulder nuzzle for the more depraved of us to sinfully fap to. Of all the things those consumerist dick munching ass chodes DON’T contribute to society, at least quality pear is one thing they DO occasionally bring to the table. Politicians on the other hand, bring no pear. Therefore, they are of no value, and serve no use. They are not to be discussed or spoken of, especially when there is booby suckle thigh nuzzle quality pooch paddling out there to be oogled over.

5:05 pm October, 2 Macsorley McScrote said...

Down with whitey! Wait, there’s pear?

2:10 pm October, 3 douche equis said...

“Racist”, again? I think that’s enough for me. Bye y’all, and thanks.

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