Monday, October 7, 2013

Lex Doucher Plots World Domination, Luscious Maria Giggles

Lex Doucher tries to steal your soul

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my time on this earth, it’s never ever trust anyone who looks like a Germanic Hugh Laurie. Even when they don’t look particularly douchey. Something’s up.

Luscious Maria will find out what it is soon enough. My guess is it will involve Germanic performance art as first innovated by Mr. Hans.

# posted by douchebag1
12:42 pm October, 7 DoucheyWallnuts on a couch in Cornwall, Ontario Spontaneously Ejaculating said...

She looks like she’d have a course and thick muff if she didn’t do the bikini waxing.

12:52 pm October, 7 jonezy said...

I’m just going to come out and say it.

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I’m pro-Wonder Woman gold cuff jewelry on the Hotts. I imagine the cold metal feels nice when getting a handy in the back of a cab on the way home.

1:17 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Boozy and A man.

1:18 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Peter Dicklis

1:19 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Throw in Mick and it’s like old times with Bejunka.

1:19 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Fivehead

1:20 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Adam In The Pants.

1:21 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Captain Pooty and the Brownstar Trannyboy

1:22 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Father of Gator knows the Atlanta cub scene.

1:22 pm October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wedgie?

1:24 pm October, 7 hermit said...

@ Jonezy, The jingling of a sterling silver tennis bracelet is also a huge turn-on unless the clasp gets caught in the pubes.

2:05 pm October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Think I’ve seen her at Captain Stabbin.

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Think I’ve seen him in an Oingo Boingo tribute band

2:25 pm October, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m getting a Sophia Vergara vibe from her. And by that I mean Turgidity has set in.

2:57 pm October, 7 Wheezer said...

Regarding Jonesy’s Wonder Woman idea, that’s good for her to wear to deflect all the bullets she’d have me shooting.

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Boobies.

3:04 pm October, 7 Wheezer said...

Kiefer Sutherland decided the 24 would be the age of the women he decided to pick up at the clubs.

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EVERYBODY DOWN

7:23 pm October, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is more or less what life would look like on a Saturday night if the nazis had won the war.

9:02 pm October, 7 The Dude said...

Oh, I thought you said “Luscious Maria Gargles”.

7:50 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

That Lawrence O’Donnell sure can pull the hotts.
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1:21 pm October, 8 Stephanie said...

Come on,he’s been practicing his look in the mirror..

12:24 pm October, 12 Swedouche Teatballs said...

Hey, that guy is Hollywood correspondent Magnus Sundholm. He writes for the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet.

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