Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Marty Crotchensack Hits the Community College Pool Area

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Supple Pamela and Giggle Kelly are bemused by Marty’s K-Mart bling as they take a break from majoring in pre-med. Or is it pre-law?

Bonus points to anyone who can identify the flying alien spacecraft bong in the lower right of the pic.

Banksy? Is that you?

# posted by douchebag1
11:41 am October, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Marty stuff his swim trunks with a 7-11 roller corndog. Fact.

12:30 pm October, 22 Wheezer said...

[Bonus points to anyone who can identify the flying alien spacecraft bong in the lower right of the pic. ]

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That’s the gyroscope RevChad tried to place in her monkeyhole.

1:06 pm October, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

Douche is rocking the Freddy Mercury (respect) look.

Freddy pulled it off better…

1:34 pm October, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I didn’t know werewolves could have Downs Syndrome.

1:43 pm October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is why the swimming pool at the Dubai Hilton sports a colorful, oily sheen.

1:49 pm October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pamela’s sub-woofer pounds out the beat like a fleshy pink skin-tuba with a missing spit valve.

1:51 pm October, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Get back to work Marty. That pool’s not gonna clean itself.

2:25 pm October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Due to a lower back injury and absolutely no money, Rodrigo’s nieces act as his crutches to and from the neighborhood senior citizen sitz bath

3:14 pm October, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Giggle Kelly’s deeply inlaid cleavage makes me happy.

7:05 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Werewolves with Down Syndrome” is fucking funny. son

7:57 pm October, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The UFO looking bong is actually a 2008 Douchie statue that was stolen from the home belonging to the mother of the Metaphysical Hooligan in 2009. It is resting in an upside-down Frank Sinatra style douchebag hat.

8:57 pm October, 22 Douchble Helix said...

He’s got the Vince from Sham-Wow pose down.

9:07 pm October, 22 The Dude said...

Ahh, the Metaphysical Hooligan in 2009. I remember some of that. Year.

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