Monday, October 14, 2013

Miley Cyrus Objects to 70 Year Old Jewish Men

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Hollywood something-or-other and future addict Miley Cyrus critiques Hollywood’s Jewish hegemony:

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“With magazines, with movies, it’s always weird when things are targeted for young people yet they’re driven by people that are like 40 years too old. It can’t be like this 70 year old Jewish man that doesn’t leave his desk all day, telling me what the clubs want to hear. I’m going out, I know what they want to hear. I know when you’re in a club, what makes everyone go crazy and when the time is where everyone’s like ‘alright I’m going go get a drink.’ I know when people walk off the dance floor and I know what’s driving it so I’ve got to be the one doing it because they’re just not in on what 20 year olds are doing.”

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Well crap me with a diaper full of poo. If a cranky, no-longer-young Jewish guy can’t critique youth culture, then what the hell am I doing all day?

In the immortal words of The Wire’s Clay Davis, sheeeeeeeiiiiiitttttt.

# posted by douchebag1
10:37 am October, 14 FlipFriddle said...

You can tell, there is not a thought in that dude’s head.

10:58 am October, 14 Steve said...

Son, we’re goin’ see about this. SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

11:29 am October, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Anti-semetic sentiment aside, you have to agree with her. Times change, the next generation gets dumber and with it their entertainment taste.

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Still, Katy Perry has bigger boobs and Victoria Justice is way hotter. Maybe this has sunk in for poor Miley.

12:21 pm October, 14 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t even take it as anti-semitic.

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Good for her, for using her brains.

12:23 pm October, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Imma start saying “sheeeeit”.

12:33 pm October, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As a fellow owner of Jews I am not offended by the Miley. She a sharp cookie kurva Golem of celebrity and keeps stirring the pot, but she’s just stereotyping.

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http://jewface.us/

12:41 pm October, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She is now of course banned from pre-teen viewing…..and sheeeeit.

2:24 pm October, 14 DarkSock said...

Miley also knows the young ‘uns prefer bare tooterbugs these days also. Medical FACT.

dsaf

2:46 pm October, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock is legal pedos. I applaud his enthusiasm for tooters. And Sheeeeit.

2:59 pm October, 14 Wheezer said...

http://cdn.meme.li/i/p2o4d.jpg

4:01 pm October, 14 Steve said...

Miley was hot when she had DSL (dick sucking lips). Unfortunately she grew into them.

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