Thursday, October 24, 2013
Moulie The Trumpet Snags Groupie Party Rachel, Earns a Nottadouche
Moulie the Trumpet is clearly a performer, is coming off stage, and seems relatively reasonable despite the Elvis thing. So Moulie thus qualifies for the rockstar/performer leniency and earns a hearty nottadouche and goinpeace.
Performer leniency is a rare dispensation granted when peacocking attire is in service of stage or theatrical spectacle and therefore is not an organic byproduct of douchal scrotal tendencies.
So go in peace, Moulie The Trumpet. Enjoy the spoils of your musicianship, as Groupie Party Rachel appears to be Mupets-era Bernadette Peters hott.
Looks like more than 1 cow had to die in order to cover that ass with those pants.
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And that’s just fine by me…
Ronald McLargeman in the background eats more Big Macs than he serves in a typical day.
There is no English being spoke in a 10 mile radius of this picture neither
Groupie Party Rachel appears to be about 30 lbs. too heavy to be wearing leather pants.
on another note, this is a pretty awesome post: http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E
I wouldn’t bang Group Party Rachel with Gynochin’s dick.
Moulie practices his trumpet duck lipping her biznatch while she does her kegels
I always wanted to throat bang Bernadette Peters. Her scrunchified puckerer looked like it would be tight fit.
It’s a trombone. Perhaps a rusty one.
Jonezy: great CL post. Thanks. I had a ’93 with 238k when I sold it a few years ago. The post brought me back.
Moulie! I corrupt my beloved site while HC1 was shining your huge Jewish cock and then I get chastized for being Catholic a http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mouliend all alomng you were old enoiugh to remember Bernadette Peters perfect lithe body……
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Don’t click this you fucking Toronto haters. That fucking Cn
tower is bullisht. Toronto is less fun than fucking your cousin but then again lot of things are and shit.
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It’s actually a Valve Trombone. Combining the look of a Trombone with the functionality of a Trumpet. A Douchebag instrument, if ever there was one. Right up there with the Flugelhorn, which is a pussy, douchebag instrument.
Check out the Moravian Trombone Choir.
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That’s a nice PhotoBum, and those shorts make a nice picnic blanket.
This just in: Russell Brand claims authority on all sociopolitical problems and his ideal solution.
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Basically, don’t vote. Don’t participate. Don’t actually DO anything. Just spew the “truth” all over the internet like some stuck-up arm chair quarterback and whine about it when other people don’t agree with you.
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Asshats like this all sing the same refrain. “Revolution, wake up, revolution, Bill Hicks, wake up, Kennedy assassination, wake up, etc, etc.”
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What a fucking intellectual.
DoucheyWallnuts is right. Real men play slide trombones, and we are well trained in tonguing, articulation, and keeping the slide moist, all useful skills when dealing with the ladies.
^ And those of us that played the trumpet have amazing finger skills as well.
Alto sax. 3rd through middle school jazz band. Recognize.
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