Monday, October 7, 2013

Reader Mail: Iron 'Bag is Not A Douche

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Chris writes in with a defense of last week’s Iron ‘Bag:

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These two are some of the nicest, coolest, most level headed people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting in the Atlanta party scene. I’m always impressed with both Angie and Kym’s outfits and think it’s asinine for a group of anonymous ass clowns to pass judgement on people they don’t know. Jus sayin 😉

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I’ve met many people in the Atlanta party scene. Superdouche. Spiderdouche. Even Aquadouche that one time in the Halls of Groinstice.

So yes. Angie and Kym’s outfits are impressive. Most impressive. But they are not an ass clown yet.

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7:40 am October, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

Blonde guy on the left is scaring the ass clown out of me.

7:44 am October, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey Chris,

If you like them so much why not spring for some kneepads?

7:49 am October, 7 Anonymous 3:16 said...

They are part of the “Atlanta party scene” – By default, guilty. And, in true ignorant hypocritical douchebaggery, the Chris Bozak judges others he doesn’t know “asss clowns” for judging those they don’t know. Geez, at least we KNOW and admit we are judging people we don’t know…ass clown…

9:00 am October, 7 killdoucher said...

fuck you turd burglar. some one has to judge the skidmarks that infest our world….might as well be us!

9:05 am October, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Chris, I’ll admit to being an anonomous assclown if you admit the Atlanta party scene sucks a bag of dicks. Deal ?

9:11 am October, 7 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I live in Atlanta and can assure you that it has no party scene.

9:11 am October, 7 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Judge not lest ye be judged.

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.Which most of us are more than happy with since most of us don’t go parading around in public with “Look At Me Look At Me PLEASE!” signifiers adorning our persons and our companions.

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.In other words, Chris: If you don’t want to judge you, don’t look and act in ways solely designed to get people to look at at you and form and opinion about what they see.

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.And learn how to spell “judgment.”

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#pudstain

#idiot

#illiterate

9:12 am October, 7 Wheezer said...

Yes, because we all want “Honored member of the (insert hometown here) party scene” engraved on our tombstones…..

9:25 am October, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Anybody who can be referenced as being part of any village, town, city’s “party scene” is an autobag.

I won’t criticize you too much for the usage of “judgement” over “judgment” – that is an acceptable variant among us folks who prefer to use the British spelling. However, I truly doubt you or any of the twits in the photo could find England in an atlas if I spotted you Europe.

9:36 am October, 7 DoucheyWallnuts in a Pottery Barn Spontaneously Ejaculating said...

Iron Bleeth in the middle looks like she knows the whole kit and kaboodle of Boner Tricks.

9:37 am October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Yay! Cosplay! Not douchey at all.

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Lemmings

9:40 am October, 7 DoucheyWallnuts in a Pottery Barn Spontaneously Ejaculating said...

Bob Goulet had a saying that went something like this, “I think it’s asinine for a group of anonymous ass clowns to pass judgement on people they don’t know. But it is slightly more asinine for an anonymous individual to leap to the defense of people a group of anonymous ass clowns is passing judgment on.”

9:43 am October, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m quite a fixture on the Cornwall, Ontario party scene. And by scene I mean my couch.

9:51 am October, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Iron ‘Bag is a douche. And this Chris is an asinine ass clown.

9:55 am October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

I looked up “Yutz” in the dictionary and this guy’s photo was next to it

9:57 am October, 7 Angie Starr said...

Charles Nelson Douchely, thats funny, because I used to LIVE in London UK. TWIT.

xo

Angie

9:59 am October, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Typed “Atlanta Party Scene” at Google and got THIS

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Go figure

10:03 am October, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

We’re at 14 minutes 50something with the cosplay triplets.

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Could we please get out of the beer league (respect!), and back to the majors?

10:55 am October, 7 FlipFriddle said...

Yes. Being a part of any “party scene” anywhere, be it Atlanta or Corfu, NY instills auto-douche. Or auto-Bleeth in this case.

11:18 am October, 7 The Dude said...

Douchewin has a pint – point – shit, CNN has started a second clock monitoring how long we have to ponder the imponderable Atlanta club scene.

1:01 pm October, 7 Douchble Helix said...

BUCKHEAD RULES!!!

1:02 pm October, 7 Douchble Helix said...

You’ll find the “scene” on Peachtree.

7:53 am October, 8 DarkSock said...

Yeah, Vin; you found a little slice of HotLanta. Because Frisco’s so far away.

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