Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Reader Mail: Unclear on the Concept

FelicaTag

Angry Felicia writes in with one of the more dubious , inaccurate, and probably just the classic “spurned ex” douche tags of recent times:

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Subject: Shit talking doiche

This Travis he is a special kind of stupid meanin he doesn’t know how to open his mouth without talking shit to everyone around him. Travis might be compensating for only being 5’4″ but he has a habit of f@#king up anything good that comes into his life, but he would never admit it.

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Sorry Angry Felicia, totally not seeing it and you’ve presented no supplementary supporting evidence. Without probable cause, we must acquit.

Nottadouche.

# posted by douchebag1
11:53 am October, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

I would like to take this opportunity to call Felicia a cunt.

12:04 pm October, 15 Bubba said...

Notadouche and notahot.

12:08 pm October, 15 retard said...

However her feathered hair and necktatt indicate “floozy” and is actually a target for dicksnot.

12:09 pm October, 15 The Dude said...

The glove don’t fit. We must acquit.

12:52 pm October, 15 Dr Magnifico said...

Felicia = skankholio.

1:16 pm October, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Sometimes, not being in a relationship is A-OK. Na mean?

1:21 pm October, 15 Scooby Douche said...

Wait a sec………

Is that a tattoo ring around her neck?

I don’t think we should be so quick to give her a nottadouche!

1:32 pm October, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Considering he had enough of the dozy bint with the neck tattoo to kick her to the curb, he at least has one point in the notta column.

1:41 pm October, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Come on in, the meth is fine!

1:44 pm October, 15 Ted Brogan said...

Congratulations, Felicia. This was a brilliant idea.

1:52 pm October, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“he has a habit of f@#king up anything good that comes into his life…” So that means you were always on top? So why is she bitching?

4:33 pm October, 15 Guid is Good said...

Stay classy Felicia.

8:35 pm October, 15 DarkSock said...

Pfah? From college? Before the Low T?

6:44 am October, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

She’s a real Phi Beta Kappa Rhodes Scholar type. Who is she to criticize anyone? Nice!

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