Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Reader Mail: Vinnie Sphincter's Girl

VinnieSphinctersGirl

Jesse G. writes in with an update on the odious Vinnie Sphincter’s girl:

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From: Jesse G.

Subject: Vinnie Sphincter’s Girl strikes again!

Yo small world but Sphincter’s girl party’s at the same club i party at! Say it aint so!!! with a chin like her’s how could she not be a douche bag magnet….or boxing sparring partner!!!

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This email reads like viral PR for Don Jon. I’m not sure whether to respond or ask for click-through rates.

# posted by douchebag1
11:49 am October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Might have been more interesting if it was, “Vinnie’s Girl’s Sphincter”

11:50 am October, 9 Vin Douchal said...

In this edition of Andrew Dice Clay Interprets Baseball Poetry , the Dice Man sets his sights on the famous piece by Franklin Pierce Adams, Baseball’s Sad Lexicon

12:12 pm October, 9 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

12:16 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW

1:02 pm October, 9 Douchble Helix said...

If she gives it up to you, that rocks!

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But if she gives it up to, and everyone else, not so much.

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Quite the quandary, no?

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