Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Reader Mail: Vinnie Sphincter's Girl
Jesse G. writes in with an update on the odious Vinnie Sphincter’s girl:
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From: Jesse G.
Subject: Vinnie Sphincter’s Girl strikes again!
Yo small world but Sphincter’s girl party’s at the same club i party at! Say it aint so!!! with a chin like her’s how could she not be a douche bag magnet….or boxing sparring partner!!!
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This email reads like viral PR for Don Jon. I’m not sure whether to respond or ask for click-through rates.
Might have been more interesting if it was, “Vinnie’s Girl’s Sphincter”
In this edition of Andrew Dice Clay Interprets Baseball Poetry , the Dice Man sets his sights on the famous piece by Franklin Pierce Adams, Baseball’s Sad Lexicon
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
If she gives it up to you, that rocks!
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But if she gives it up to, and everyone else, not so much.
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Quite the quandary, no?