Saturday, October 19, 2013
Shel Selfiestein
Funny, I was just speaking of black and white bathroom selfies featuring pumped up inflatatool uberbros and personal trainer gum snapping hotts at my Bum Wine Anonymous meeting the other day.
And then this.
It’s, like, karmatic kismet or something.
She’s got some scary choppers and looks like she could be 40. He just looks like he’s smelling his own fart.
The Selfie. A craptastic anachronistic tale of the adversities of one Ego in the face of Id and Spirit. An Escheresque tale of humanities struggle in Sepiatone with Ho-Hos and a poochy scratch boobie fondle. A case o’ Night Train to the first…Wait
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His arm is bigger than her head. And that aipmylO jacket sucks.
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The Vain (Vein)
NIce toilet in the background. Hope he flushed.
Hey, you two about finished?
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I’m about to explode some porcelain shrapnel around here so either hold your noses or get the fuck out…..
She’s scarier than he is.
I haven’t been so drunk and stoned on the New Kush since four hours after I saw Country Strong. Son.
I saw Country Strong a bit more than four hours ago. Sweet Fuck, Man! But there was this Jew girl. http://www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2012/06/06/leighton_meester_wins_court_battle_aga and shit.
Always in the john. Why are they always hanging out in the fucking john.
Dood, you left the lid up. When they say they want you to always leave the seat down, they mean the lid, too. Trust me on this.
I’m also wondering how he manages to perch on the throne with it being so close to the wall. Does Mussels have to ride side-saddle?
That’s a hard looking skank.
He is just a bloated douche.
So, is the only place where someone can find a mirror is a bathroom?And what light bulb goes off in the head that says, “Wow. Just took a dump and I feel like a photograph!”
if I covered her in shaving cream, I’d drop a rod in ‘er
If i saw her at a wedding, or someplace, I would think she was hot.
She looks like a daytime talk show host for The Whore Channel.
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What?
Dana Linn Bailey DLB – Ms. Olympia Physique world champion. Vein Ridden 8 pack
Ahhh…so Big Guy likes fucking little men but is afraid to touch ballsac. Got it.
