Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Slovakian Boob Meld

TheArmenianBoobMeld

I read about this in my sociology class.

It’s an ancient ritual that has something to do with honoring those who brought forth the fruit of the vine on this the day of hairtonement.

Joan Largeman is having nothing to do with this strange ritual. To the appletinimobile!

Yup. Got nuthin’.

Hey, whaddaya want. It’s Tuesday morning and my shirt smells of pee.

# posted by douchebag1
8:57 am October, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Ever had a buddy ask, “Would you fuck that hog in the blue dress to be able to fuck the J-Lo wannabe?”

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Yeah, me too

9:06 am October, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Joan Largeman can crush watermelon with her thighs.

9:08 am October, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Joan Largeman once dead lifted an ’86 Buick.

9:12 am October, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Joan Largeman once shoplifted a butterball turkey in her vageen.

9:16 am October, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Lord and Lady Douchebag are on Howard Stern today. Time to go back to WEEI for some Boston sports circle jerk action

9:34 am October, 15 Douchble Helix said...

J-Lo looks sweet.

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Who *hasn’t* fucked a Joan Largeman?

9:39 am October, 15 Vinegar and Water said...

Joan Largeman is wearing the same t-shirt as Samir Copsafeel but in blue.

9:46 am October, 15 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Samir is settling a bet: Silicon or Saline-filled?

9:54 am October, 15 Wheezer said...

The return of Scarfophagus, eh?

10:47 am October, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I farted on a Slovakian once.

11:39 am October, 15 Joan Largeman said...

Im really greatful and I expect next to nothing in return. Any takers?

11:46 am October, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Doing it wrong.

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Your boob to my mouth. My mouth to your boob. Ummm…

3:20 pm October, 15 jonezy said...

Q: What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

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A: Women.

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In this case, Johanna Largeman.

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“I’ll get two appletinis please… Oh, and a scotch on the rocks for me”

11:39 am October, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I sense a meathook to the head, followed by, “get your hands off my daughter you filthy pig” from Joan Largeman a second after the photo was taken.

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