Tuesday, October 8, 2013

The Scarfophagus Scores Way Out of His Pay Grade

strangle all scarf douches

Hamster Hott Jenny is that odd mix of sexy suckle chomp and slightly odd looking overbite. She resembles classic 1980s bitchy-hott Valley Girl ethos in all its most carnal manifestations. And for that, her cleavite is to be enshrined and applauded by a roomful of applauding ferrets.

The Scarfophagus wears a thin scarf, and for that, deserves nothing but collective spittle poo poo diaper.

# posted by douchebag1
8:22 am October, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Hotta and Notta.

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Goinpeace.

9:10 am October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Yolk-o and Juan

9:34 am October, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like Benzino without all his make-up and facial fungus. She looks like some sort of giant insect but I would still probably stick my vertebrate sex organs in her invertebrate copular organs and jostle them around a bit.

Trans-species

10:48 am October, 8 Dr Magnifico said...

She’s an odd looking one. Maybe it was formerly an ‘e.

12:28 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think she’s in one of those Kia commercials.

12:29 pm October, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought Balki went back to Mypos??

1:44 pm October, 8 jonezy said...

wasn’t she the lead role in that movie Antz?

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Or was it Bugs Life?

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These are things you will very soon come to learn DB1.

7:55 am October, 9 DarkSock said...

Good enough looks for free porn. Until 2017.

7:56 am October, 9 DarkSock said...

HERE is where you’ve seen her, Jonesy:

Mirage

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