Thursday, October 24, 2013

Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly Vote for Gynochin

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After deep consideration, and extensive use of Boolean field mathematics, Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly cast their votes.

And whaddaya know?

It was a tie.

Thank you.

I will be here all week.

Sample the meat specialty on the menu.

And be sure to leave a gratuity for your servant class assistant.

# posted by douchebag1
11:09 am October, 24 Douchble Helix said...

What a day! Ties and Fondle. The Chin. Benzino…

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Where’s that “actor” guy from Philly?

11:29 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Everywhere I look in Toronto I see Gynochin and Hipsters!

Hipsters, hipsters, everywhere! And little chinky chicks scurrying like lemmings in their tight underskirt fishnets.

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2 star CN tower food for the kids tonight and back to my fallow fields of home. If anyone ever thinks of visiting this desolate omni-cultural city break the bottle you’re drunk on and visit the 7-11.

11:31 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

If anyone ever thinks of visiting the 7-11, break the bottle you’re drunk on and shoot heroin directly into your eye socket .

11:31 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I forgot. Fuck you and the black clothes ye rode in on Toronto you smoggy shithole.

12:00 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He needs to look into auto-erotic asphyxiation. She needs to keep her sunglasses on.

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fashion tips

12:02 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Carnival ride failures are tragic. Sometimes.

12:19 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I bet you got a bunch of really nice ties. How’d you like to tie me up with one of your ties, Ty?”

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“I’ve got an idea. how about we pretend we’re real human beings.”

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“Freeze gopher!”

12:56 pm October, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He looks like a the Unibomber fucced a Chippendale’s dancer and they had a love child. It’s look to avoid, frankly.

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She’s not real. She’s been photoshopped in from some 80’s retro porn. I have mixed feelings about this. By mixed I mean only semi-turgid.

1:11 pm October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

She looks better from a distance. Of course, her boobs may beg to differ

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Also, THIS baseball highlight will pretty much be the best thing to happen to the Cardinals in this WS. Change my prediction to Sox in four

1:22 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin.

So far my new hero is Pete Kozma. He has the fielding skills of a walrus on ludes. Wainwright calling off Molina and then derping it up pretty hard was funny too.

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Sox still in 4

1:39 pm October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

@ Doc

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KFC at Barstool Sports wraps up just about every reason to hate the Cardinals in a great blog post. It starts with Douchebag Molina and ends with their milquetoast, delusional tea cup and crumpet fans

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He wrote that before the series started but Jeebus did you hear their manager whining to the mic’d up ump last night? Like a 7 year old sent to bed without dessert.

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