Thursday, October 24, 2013
Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly Vote for Gynochin
After deep consideration, and extensive use of Boolean field mathematics, Ties McJohnson and Amazon Kelly cast their votes.
And whaddaya know?
It was a tie.
Thank you.
I will be here all week.
Sample the meat specialty on the menu.
And be sure to leave a gratuity for your servant class assistant.
What a day! Ties and Fondle. The Chin. Benzino…
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Where’s that “actor” guy from Philly?
Everywhere I look in Toronto I see Gynochin and Hipsters!
Hipsters, hipsters, everywhere! And little chinky chicks scurrying like lemmings in their tight underskirt fishnets.
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2 star CN tower food for the kids tonight and back to my fallow fields of home. If anyone ever thinks of visiting this desolate omni-cultural city break the bottle you’re drunk on and visit the 7-11.
If anyone ever thinks of visiting the 7-11, break the bottle you’re drunk on and shoot heroin directly into your eye socket .
I forgot. Fuck you and the black clothes ye rode in on Toronto you smoggy shithole.
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He needs to look into auto-erotic asphyxiation. She needs to keep her sunglasses on.
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fashion tips
Carnival ride failures are tragic. Sometimes.
“I bet you got a bunch of really nice ties. How’d you like to tie me up with one of your ties, Ty?”
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“I’ve got an idea. how about we pretend we’re real human beings.”
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“Freeze gopher!”
He looks like a the Unibomber fucced a Chippendale’s dancer and they had a love child. It’s look to avoid, frankly.
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She’s not real. She’s been photoshopped in from some 80’s retro porn. I have mixed feelings about this. By mixed I mean only semi-turgid.
She looks better from a distance. Of course, her boobs may beg to differ
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Also, THIS baseball highlight will pretty much be the best thing to happen to the Cardinals in this WS. Change my prediction to Sox in four
@ Vin.
So far my new hero is Pete Kozma. He has the fielding skills of a walrus on ludes. Wainwright calling off Molina and then derping it up pretty hard was funny too.
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Sox still in 4
@ Doc
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KFC at Barstool Sports wraps up just about every reason to hate the Cardinals in a great blog post. It starts with Douchebag Molina and ends with their milquetoast, delusional tea cup and crumpet fans
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He wrote that before the series started but Jeebus did you hear their manager whining to the mic’d up ump last night? Like a 7 year old sent to bed without dessert.