Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Tyler Perry's "Chicago Jones and the Search for Gold Bling"

Golddouche

That’s it. I’mma skip this flick and go straight to the new Seth Rogen vehicle, “Average Shmoe Experiences Funny Life Lessons and Has a Cathartic Epiphany at the End.” I hear Jonah Hill makes a cameo!

EDIT: Bonus points to anyone in the comments thread who can accurately explain exactly what Chicago Jones’s afro is doing.

# posted by douchebag1
12:40 pm October, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Quincy Jones can still pull the Hotts.

12:40 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

His afro is retreating.

12:43 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

And while brunette Sheila is hott, I’m guessing there’s a full moon nearby. Her claws are growing and the arm hair’s starting to do likewise. She may want to consider plucking that instead of her eyebrows.

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Of course, I’d stick around and let her maul me. Even in the Moors.

12:48 pm October, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Item 1: That’s all real gold. His neck can curl 1,200 lbs.

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Item 2: That’s Michelle Bachmann hanging all over him.

12:51 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

And here I thought this was Sarah Palin and Glen Rice…..

1:08 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones afro is running from that cell phone’s radiation

1:08 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones afro is stepping back to show his six-head

1:09 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones’ afro is going “All Don King, .. and shit”

1:11 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones’ afro is “peace out” on it’s way to the next Penicillin shot

1:12 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones’ afro is still doing the wave from Paul Brown Stadium

1:13 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones’ afro is picking up AM radio interference

1:21 pm October, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chicago Jones’s afro is actually composed of small cartels of children from third-world countries that are responsible turning hair product into fake gold mall jewelry and reassembling used disco balls into colorful douchebag shirts. They have also been known to work miracles weaving taint hair and crabs into other handy household items.

1:23 pm October, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Chicago Jones’ afro wants to ” Kill every motherfucker in the room “ and will accept no substitutes

2:29 pm October, 8 jonezy said...

If he’s truly in Chicago, that afro is about to be involved in a homicide.

2:32 pm October, 8 Wheezer said...

Hey Vin, have you posted pics of this news hottie before?

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Megan Henderson

2:42 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone Head has a case of the Jehri Bomb.

2:45 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone heads has face rickets.

2:46 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone Face watched Pulp Fiction 5000 times.

2:47 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone Face has four kids: Danny, Morgan, Denzel, and crazy ass Blingisha his baby girl.

2:48 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone Head ate some borrowed Cristal and Waffles for supper.

2:49 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone head can get you anything.

2:49 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone head rolls in the VIP or he stays home with his soiled briefs.

2:50 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

Old Cellphone Head’s tells his bitch to stoip giving him that dang clap.

3:09 pm October, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey brother. Why ain’t the comments from my work computer about Old Cellphone Head showing up.

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Fuck. Different IP thingy!

6:24 pm October, 8 Rev Chad Still in the office said...

As G_d is my witness. And as sure as Forrest Gump’s sweet mother was a prostitute, I just saw something that I thought was a Cocker Spaniel (respek) puking on the TV screen and it was Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

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Woof

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