Monday, October 14, 2013

Whipple The Pinturd Gets Mommy's Credit Card, Buys Sophie and Vegana a Bottle of Goose

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And the whole thing ended up in an Albuquerque truck stop with required testing for all.

Yup, it’s your Humb Narrs, coffee in hand, on this Monday morning in the City of Angels. I Wish I could deliver this text in the morning radio voice of either the great Johnny Fever or that sappy Harry Chapin song.

Unfortunately I can’t deliver text in any voice.

As Derrida explained, we often conflate the written and the verbal forms of communication but they are entirely distinct spheres of knowledge.

And by knowledge, I mean knowledge.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am October, 14 The Dude said...

I crave knowledge.

8:49 am October, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Multiple spheres of knowledge, both in the linkie, and on the left. Craves them I do.

8:50 am October, 14 Doucharellious said...

Sandy Pear has huge foot. Might be a dude.

9:03 am October, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

The sense of Fail is strong in these three.

9:07 am October, 14 Douchble Helix said...

“Booger…”

9:12 am October, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Whipple bought the Goose becuase the “ladies” threatened to kick his ass. Those ladies look beefy.

9:31 am October, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If I was ever to cavort with Trannies it wouldn’t be these two. Cavort, I says.

9:34 am October, 14 FredN. said...

Was going to see Don Jon in the theaters tonight, but this screen cap convinced me otherwise.

9:52 am October, 14 Douchble Helix said...

The ‘bag is the love child of Joey Porsche and Jeff Spicoli.

11:37 am October, 14 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Seems like a pale imitation of Cheetoh Man http://buff.ly/1gF9WqU

12:07 pm October, 14 Dr Magnifico said...

Likely GayBag. Bleeth on right is cut like an Adonis.

12:24 pm October, 14 Sir Douche said...

They all get their eyebrows done at the same joint.

2:58 pm October, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Jesus, the one in the black is buff. She’s been working on her lats and delts,

3:17 pm October, 14 Wheezer said...

Vegana Lopez (of the “From the Block” Lopezez) tells boyfriend/choadservant Whipple, “Hey, don’t be puttin’ ya hand on her, chu little prick. I whip ya ass!”

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To which Whipple replies, “Chill, babe! I, like, got my drink in this hand.”

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Vegana says back, “Damn right you ain’t! I seen ya checkin’ out her tits before. Don’t tink I forget dat shit.”

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