Sunday, October 13, 2013

Your Sunday Shellporn

I like turtles.

# posted by douchebag1
7:37 am October, 13 The Dude said...

How can a girl say no to that big guy? She looks totally different without her makeup.

10:27 am October, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving you fuckers. I for one am thankful that DB1 has not sent me a nasty email from his left-handed lawyer for putting my hand in the cookie jar and hijacking the site yesterday.

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A year ago I didn’t know how to copy and paste. The turkey is fisted and I hear that the rest of the crop is in the barn. Amen to Tim Tebus and shit.

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12:45 pm October, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That sounds pretty damn close to my Sunday morning mating call!?

3:59 pm October, 13 creature said...

turtle O-face, outstanding

5:17 pm October, 13 Guid is Good said...

It’s not the same without that 70s Europorn soundtrack. Good luck to the big fella though. If chicks could disappear into a shell I doubt most guys would be gettin’ any either.

5:37 pm October, 13 Wheezer said...

I guess she’s a snapper turtle.

6:23 am October, 14 DarkSock said...

All I saw was Wilford Brimley humping an ottoman.

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