Thursday, November 7, 2013

A Greasepitzer Cuddles With Perfect Eve

EVE

If ever you indulged the thought that hottie/douchey cohabit was fading as we enter the teenage years of this new century, banish that conceit from your pretty little head.

Because professional Vegas Douchclownsians are greasing the suckle bobble pokes. Lo, a Greasepitzer is cuddling somewhere with Perfect Eve.

Eve’s ful lips and sultry Mayan Eye of Coitus offer harpsichord Beethoven sex music run through stereophonic musak elevator to butt fondle.

Okay. So that last sentence got away from me.

But regardless, Ganesh and Vishnu rend their garments and spittle on a Torah at this evidence of wrong.

# posted by douchebag1
8:37 am November, 7 Dr Magnifico said...

Further evidence required … but Perfect Eve may indeed be a serious nom for HoH.

Greasepitzer looks like Erik Estrada, and apparently is famously quoted saying “I grew up in New York in an English-speaking environment.”

9:17 am November, 7 DarkSock said...

Her eyes say “bed me NOW, DarkSock”.

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His eyes say “plastic sheeting? check. Shovel? Check. 50 pound bag of lye? check…”

10:17 am November, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d hit him with an octopus, so it can give him some ink. He doesn’t have enough as it is.

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I’d hit her all they way to the HoH.

10:17 am November, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think that’s the really hot Kardashian sister Kumguzzler.

10:34 am November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ I thought they were all named that.

11:06 am November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

We’ve had a dearth of potential HoH nominees. Dearth, I says.

10:41 am November, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If I was his “tattoo artist” I don’t know that I would have been able to hold back from jamming the needle into his throat. I guess that’s why I’m not a “tattoo artist”

3:00 pm November, 7 eyedouche said...

Dearth means shortage. No shortage for HOH here. And no dearth of renob with Eve. One picture and HOH material.

3:02 pm November, 7 eyedouche said...

Did not even notice there were more than two boobs in the picture.

6:22 pm November, 7 Troy Tempest said...

Wow. Now there’s pair for the Annual. Talk about contrast….

11:40 pm November, 7 Guid is Good said...

Pittz Party People.

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