Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Boris and Vladimir Find a New Method to Water Their Plant

1stPlacePitz

It’s called boobwater. Boris’s cousin, Mikael, knows a guy who knows a guy who can totally market this on late night TV. They’re gonna be rich, I tells you! Rich!

Meanwhile, Trixi wandered in from a 1-900 cable access commercial and just needs to use the bathroom.

At least that’s hows I sees it.

# posted by douchebag1
8:31 am November, 13 Douche Wayne said...

Boris has already been awarded the Blue Ribbon of Excellence for his innovation.

Chernobulbs

8:32 am November, 13 Douche Wayne said...

“In Soviet Union, Country doesn’t award you with ribbon; you award ribbon to Country!”

8:38 am November, 13 purpledrank said...

In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you!

8:39 am November, 13 Douche Wayne said...

In Soviet Russia, you don’t water plants, plants water YOU!

9:02 am November, 13 The Dude said...

Svetlana “Svettie” Ivanasuckitoff has some huge water towers.

9:04 am November, 13 The Dude said...

Boris and Mikael enjoy Svettie balls.

9:07 am November, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The term “we be pimpin” is accurate for these two as they are actually her pimps.

10:59 am November, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Porky Park.

11:25 am November, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Sometimes these pics raise more questions than they answer.

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Questions like, “Holey shit! You see them titties!?”

11:30 am November, 13 DadBag said...

Eastern Bloc leniency – notta – times two….despite the curious blue ribbon likely stolen off some prize livestock at a festering AG Fair. Just a gratuitous hott pic, and by gratuitous, I mean “thanks”.

12:11 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Dr. Dhivageeno.

12:11 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Analstasia

12:13 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Diddler on the Roof

1:14 pm November, 13 Guid is Good said...

The Bleeths that Mikael the Albanian people trafficker rejects.

2:32 pm November, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Why do I have a sudden urge to go mountain climbing?

2:59 pm November, 13 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Trixi needs to stop hanging out at Chernobyl. Them are some mutant boobies! X-Boobs!!!

11:25 pm November, 13 Guid is Good said...

This is what America would look like if it lost the Cold War. Dodged a bullet there.

1:36 pm November, 14 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Left guy’s head is straining against the gravity well of her humungous spheres of lactation.

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