Tuesday, November 12, 2013
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“Surf n’ turf? More like Surf n’ ass!! Ha! ahaha!!.. Amirite, Chazz? Amirite, Brad?… C’mon bros, fist pound me…. Bros… don’t leave me hangin’… Bros. Not cool.”
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- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I believe I taped a Reef girl pic to the under side top of my headboard as a young teen. It was glorious. Thanks for the reminder DB1. Seems I haven’t grown much in the decades since…
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Solo fist pounders
Do you think she likes to “Hang-10”? and by “Hang-10” I have no idea.
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I’d tongue punch her rip curl
“The chicks at Teahupo’o aren’t built like this bitch!”
“Now that’s what I call a Fat Shack, Brah!”
“That Bangin’ Barbie is bad ass, Brah!”
“Why is that guy wearing a bikini?”
“Pounding surf was nothing compared to pounding Samantha’s bodacious buns,” thought each member of the Force Five Four as they contemplated a quadruple penetration.
Her ass eats other asses.
She snaps surfboards…….with her toes.
Her Mons Pubis muscles severed three teenage penises.
She snorts coke with her pores.
You don’t pound her doogie-style. You pound her werewolf-style!
She farted. Once.
When not surfing, she cracks walnuts with her ass cheeks.
She cracks coconuts with those cheeks.
A great white shark once tried to bite a chunk out of that ass, and now it wears dentures.
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It’s funny because sharks’ teeth grow back.
That ass is so meaty it’s USDA inspected.
After taking a shit she uses forty square feet of 120 grit sandpaper and a week whacker to wipe her ass.
*weed* whaker
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fuck my life
Fuck you all…I just started brewing my own beer, so I’m basically drunk 25/7.
She uses a titanium allow butt plug…single use.
*alloy*
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Yeah…shitfaced 28/4…basically
I brewed a batch of Trappist-style white IPA in that ass with an original gravity of 1.092, and it came out at 1.002 after only three days.
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And I didn’t even add any yeast.
It had a bitterness of 86 IBUs.
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I never added any hops.
Her ass is so luscious her surf boart is frisbee shaped
I’m in the hospital post op lower spine surgery; got a big titanium plate ( the second one) screwed in And a blonde and brunette nurses digits. One of them knows y band so they’re gonna come to rehearsal one night. Maybe help break in my new back. Son.
Tripping balls on Oxi, morphine and Percocet. Son
They went to the spine thru my stomach so it feels like Chuck Norris mule kicked me. Sons. Ow
Dude, your dad’s ass is huge!
Dudes, lets go back and catch some waves.
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(since they know that a chick wearing a bikini will end up losing part if not all of her clothing in anything less than a light swell)
Four local surfers have gone missing. If you have seen any of the four pictured here please report it to your local authority. Tiffany Carleton informed us that she last saw the boys as he boyfriend sanpped the photograph and was heard to say, “Hey assholes, what are you looking at!”
Hang in there, DarkSock. And by ~there~ I mean here!