Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Che Douchevarra, aka Mickey Mau5, Wears a Tie

Che Douchevarra just won't quit

HCwDB’s own vortex of suck, Che Douchevarra, aka Mickey Mau5, is on to bigger and better things.

Dropping that youthful Marxist idealism to enter the corporate world.

And by corporate world, Che Douchevarra is now the stockboy at a local Hooters. Where he, in the parlance of the kids, makes the proverbial mad Benjamins.

Voluptuous Judy, while quite attractive in a unique sort of way, looks a little too uncannily like a young Malcolm McDowell. But what the hey, I always loved A Clockwork Orange. So I’ll give her thigh an ostrich feather poke, and then repose with a nice Chianti.

# posted by douchebag1
12:05 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me and my Droogs like his hat…and shit. Sons. Fuck I hate the days in the office, too close to the Mrs.

12:38 pm November, 13 DadBag said...

Dude’s got some creepy long fingers…and it looks like carpet burn on her cheek.

12:43 pm November, 13 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

Because who doesn’t think tiny mouse ears look good on a grown man’s head?

1:54 pm November, 13 UFO Destroyers said...

I would have personnaly said Roddy McDowell, but to each his own.

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And is this the same ostrich feather pokee as his previous pic? The one with Sherri Largeman?

2:07 pm November, 13 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Yarmulke with mouse ears? His rabbi will be slapping him silly.

6:10 pm November, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s the traditional Chinese hairstyle known as Ox Horns. Why it’s being worn by a creepy Armenian with ’90’s style untucked white shirt tails is the real mystery.

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The Ox Horns hairstyle was the inspiration for Princess Leia’s iconic twin buns. George Lucas was similarly inspired by Japanese samurai armor when he designed Vader’s helmet.

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From Douch to Star Wars in 2 degrees of separation, son.

9:10 pm November, 13 Douchble Helix said...

I couldn’t see the link. Playas only.

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