Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Conservative Bob Cuts Loose on a Tuesday

it's still just wrong

Because we all need to indulge our fetishes sooner or later.

# posted by douchebag1
10:48 am November, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is better than three alpacas peeing.

11:07 am November, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Girls Gone Wild is a retooled porn site gone bankrupt and Joe Francis is a douchebag.

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http://blogs.wsj.com/bankruptcy/2013/05/31/%EF%BB%BFjoe-francis-says-bankruptcy-trustee-aims-to-destroy-girls-gone-wild/

11:17 am November, 26 creature said...

with Jacques on this one…wtf, boss? whorin’ out the site to the douche culture?

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remember your the pappa of a potential victim now

11:23 am November, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Conservative Bob’s other fetish is napping in the tanning bed while slathered in Crisco© oil

11:30 am November, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Usually I’d say a 5 point harness is the safest way to go. Usually, I’d say that…

11:34 am November, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m with Jacques and Creature. Not in the biblical sense. Or the literal sense. I’m not even sure we all have the same number of chromosomes. But GGW is at the crossroads of douche-culture and the spamateur porn.

11:46 am November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m calling notadouche for Satanic Sofía and Conservative Bob.

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Sure, they gots their body/hair color issues. But they just look so damn pleasant. I’d probably want them for neighbors. More so than the thoughtless neighbors I left this note for.

12:13 pm November, 26 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Republicans wear weird suspenders.

12:21 pm November, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Bob thinks, ” I gave my left nut pledging Gamma Phi Gamma for this?”

12:34 pm November, 26 FredN. said...

J Lo and Kevin Spacey getting their freak on.

12:34 pm November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m going to give Bob a break and credit for being in touch with his kinky side. And by kinky I mean gay.

12:52 pm November, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I probably shouldn’t ask, but how do you feel about shaved llamas?

1:37 pm November, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sofia had no idea that Bob really got into his role that much as dungeon master at the regular Saturday night game of D&D.

1:40 pm November, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oh, and I’m sidin’ with Jacques, Creature and Dude McC on the GGW pornotion of the site. I’m startin’ to get paranoid whenever I’m on here and someone comes in my office. No, no, no. All that clicking isn’t suspicious…

2:49 pm November, 26 Guid is Good said...

Hell is other people. I guess this covers a spray tanned douche and badly peroxided latina.

3:45 pm November, 26 The Dude said...

One stress lacking in my life is what bizarre web pages are onscreen when my clients show up. And I don’t even have to fuck ’em! Yay me!

4:04 pm November, 26 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Later that night Conservative Bob was taken to the E.R. to have a foot long jelly dong surgically removed from his rectum. When questioned by doctors, girlfriend Sofia said she had placed the dong on the couch and Bob accidentally sat on it.

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If these GGW idiots actually want to pay DB1 a few shekels a month to support the site, good for him. A little more porn never hurt anyone.

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