Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Douche 2.0: The Herpster

so so punchworthy

Lets hear it for the herpsters!

For without their farm-to-table Movember asswankery, sweet cupcakes like Marissa might be forced to date someone who doesn’t cheat on her at Burning Man.

As Rashi once said, you can’t spell artisanal without anal.

# posted by douchebag1
11:43 am November, 19 The Dude said...

hmm, except for the douche hand signal, head tilts, face grooming and way-too-smug-howsaboutIpunchyouinthe chops poses, these fags seem okay to me.

12:11 pm November, 19 UFO Destroyers said...

I thought the Amish didn’t let you take pictures of them. It steals part of their soul or something.

12:21 pm November, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Mennonites Gone Mild!

12:35 pm November, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ezekiel is having some fun on his Rumspringa. Rumspringa, I says.

1:29 pm November, 19 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

Anabaptists Gone Anal!

2:01 pm November, 19 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Where’s John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

2:03 pm November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Three Chicks and a Cup

2:04 pm November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Rashi also said, “Get the fuck off my lawn!”

2:07 pm November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

He Just Eats Patchouli and Wreaks

2:27 pm November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Uh, “Reeks”. ^ I’m a Dumbass

1:11 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

These people have boring sex.

1:15 pm November, 21 FlipFriddle said...

How does one fly ironically from Brooklyn to Vegas to get your douche on?

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