Monday, November 4, 2013

Dr. Magnifico Tags The Unholy Shroud of Ballsack

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Hi DB1

A most frightful sight at Balmoral Beach, Sydney, Australia.

– Dr M

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Yes. Yes it is.

Meatwadius backtatts for the steroidal shrimp on the proverbial cultural barbie.

Take that, Faulkner.

# posted by douchebag1
7:26 am November, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Hey sweetie… Ass usually goes in swimsuit bottom. Just sayin’.

8:43 am November, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tourists or indigenous peoples? Peoples, I says.

9:02 am November, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

I understand the Ozzies call them “Ass Antlers” = tramp stamp.

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The Canadians up here wear too many layers to bother with this silliness.

9:21 am November, 4 DarkSock said...

Beating ‘Roids Bacne.

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Well, covering it up, anyway.

9:40 am November, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Click the pic then hit the close up button.

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Or maybe you shouldn’t.

10:25 am November, 4 Dr Magnifico said...

They were struggling with the intricacies of a parking meter. She was clearly the brains of the outfit. I considered lending a helping hand and approached with good intentions … but the gamy atmosphere became very close as I got closer. Close, I say!

10:32 am November, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He needs leg work.

10:39 am November, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@Dr Magnifico

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I though they may have been confused about the No Parking sign because they both had to go “real bad” after downing all those Foster’s.

10:53 am November, 4 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Foster’s: Australian for “Kangaroo Piss we Fob Off on Tourists”

1:42 pm November, 4 FredN. said...

To be fair, those signs are awfully confusing.

3:29 pm November, 4 DadBag said...

They think it’s a condom machine

5:13 pm November, 4 Jeff said...

There’s more text on his back than he’s ever read in any month of his life, even if spread over several sessions.

12:40 pm November, 5 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Why does this douche have a four-page back tattoo that would require someone behind him for at least 15 minutes to read?

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I’m just saying.

5:03 pm November, 5 Guid is Good said...

Riding instructions? You know, like you give to a jockey or something.

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