Sunday, November 17, 2013

Fratbag or Clever College Performance Artist?

So some college bro’s self-aware ironic Vines are now sweeping the internets, and I’m on the fence about this guy.

Fratbag by another name? Or a dude who’s mastered the joy of being an idiot in college?

Okay, I’ll probably have to go nottabag and give the guy props. There’s some quality creativity in there.

# posted by douchebag1
8:10 am November, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Plain paper bag.

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8:14 am November, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Annoying jerk.

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I didn’t laugh much when Tom Green did this shit 25 years ago.

8:24 am November, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vine is yet another social media thingy that I have no time for. Also, I hate fuccen Twitter and everybody associated with it. I really hate when news is reported that, “According to a Twitter post blah, blah blah.”

8:28 am November, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Also, I hate that Spotify is telling me since I listened to Earth, Wind, & Fire that I should try Gino Vanelli. Fucc that!

10:48 am November, 17 The Dude said...

Rob Ford ate the jackass video category for lunch. This guy’s kinda funny, but stupid. And we don’t need kids to gain inspiration to be even dumber than they already are.

4:14 pm November, 17 Guid is Good said...

The world was a better place when I was only subjected to the stupidity of people I met.

4:23 pm November, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Annoying is what it is.

5:12 pm November, 17 DadBag said...

Looks like Jay Mohr’s little brother…..I like him. Not tremendously original but ….could I have done it? I don’t know – when I was his age the internet was just a wet spot on Al Gore’s …forget it…..whatever

3:01 am November, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This guy’s as about as cute as My Little Pony.

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I.e., not at all.

7:14 am November, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Everyone starts somewhere.

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Vines are too staccato to present anything substant…

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What, what was I supposed to be saying?

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Boobs!

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Squirrels!

2:37 pm November, 18 DarkSock said...

Alls I see is the Matrix. Sons.

2:58 pm November, 18 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile I’m tripping balls on Percocet since last week. I been scarce on account of I had my second spine surgery; now I got two titanium plates shanked up in my spine stick. Here’s the bad boy that went in last Tuesday:
.buttscrew
And here’s the vibrant colors of autumn, as observed in my blood and pus streaked bandage I changed to day:
pus-y

3:07 pm November, 18 DarkSock said...

^ You can even see the staple indents where the serum and ooze leaked out onto the pad. They went in thru my front. Because, why not, eh? Now I got a bad ass 8″ long pirate scar. And yes, my day nurse Natasha who had a nose piercing and short cropped bleach blonde hair and exudes an air of beasty sultriness, gave me her number as I was leaving the care ward and told me to call her in a couple weeks so she can come visit and hear my band and “check up on my back”. She’s 29 and down for whatever. And since she pulled my catheter out we’ve already been intimate technically. See touched my weenus, and liked what she seenus.

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The Olde Man still gots it. Sons.

4:34 pm November, 18 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

That ain’t nothin’ Sock.

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.I got one of those in my penis.

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….and it still hasn’t helped.

4:35 pm November, 18 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

….and I gotta say notta.

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.Annoying, derivative, and a bit boring….

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….but still kinda clever with more than a little charm.

3:47 pm November, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’ll give him a NOTTA, but can’t say I find him funny.

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