Friday, November 1, 2013
Friday Haiku
Sun dappled wasteland,
Like Fiona Apple dream,
Plus scrote hair reveal.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Silverlake bagling
throws fete while parents away
hedgehogs rut in pool.
“I’m good enough, I’m
smart enough, people like me.”
says the scrote’s rib ink.
Plaid wang-dang-doodle
And crocheted hoo-ha covers
Rib lyrics by Seal
Hippy Chicks always have
Huge, untrimmed bushes and hang
With scrawny douches
SoCal hipsters merge
Thai Takeout Menu Rib Tatt
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
We will pose for food
Only if it’s vegan food
Small tits tiny wang
Plaid grape smuggler and
Hippy Jane do some bath salts
Turds clog the filter
This pic is kinda
Retro, it makes me thnk of
Seventies porno.
Shaggy and Velma
bought “Scooby snacks” from dealer,
were just doggy treats.
Tragically, Chad’s
Sternum was stolen sometime
Earlier this night
She’s used ointment on
Her monkey hole ever since
She banged scrawny Chad
Nothing says Rich ‘Bag
like being followed by a
Flock of Chihuahuas
Even the dogs won’t
gnaw on them bones until they
eat some sandwiches.
Even the dogs won’t
even piss on them because
of patchouli stink.
^ reku
.
Even the dogs won’t
piss on them because of the
foul patchouli stink.
Know what’s Ironic ?
Alanis Morissette bangs
a hipster douchebag
Poolside ambiance
Ruined by Chad’s little dogs,
Dead skunk on guy’s head
Brother and sister
Posing on Tuesday work day
Patriach weeps more
God damn it missppell. and edit:
Brother and sister
Posing on Tuesday work day
Patriarch weeps hard
Looks like Keith Urban
Is in trouble when Nichole
Sees what he’s doing
He might be cuter
Than she is. Hey, no homo.
Just sayin’. Na mean?
Hippy chick luvin’
Inspired rib tattoo dude
R.E.M. lyrics
Pond scum tainted deck
Massive doses of chlorine
Can’t wash Herpster off
Anorexia
It’s not just for moody teen
age girls anymore
As little dogs yip
They register their complaints
Foul smelling vagrants
Vacant foreclosed home
Festers with univited
Post-rave hipster clowns
Dude dons mom’s undies
Did not know there’d be swimming
After pot store trip
She must wear the pants
In their hipster family
He wears the tramp stamp
She digs sunken torsos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the Hippie
In the pool or it gets the
Hose. The groovy hose.
I had a vision
Of this last night when I took
The first dragon puff.
Lenny and I are
Touring the countryside with
Crackabifida.
The man is so small
That I feel a strange craving
For his Mons Pubis.
Ecstasy was great
but krokodil is better
till your legs fall off
Hippie pool party
sucks; no burgers and her cootch
tastes like granola
Seen Caddyshack 3?
aka “the 19th Hole?”
it’s Baby Ruth time
Kodachrome pic from
70’s shows time long past
Need hunnert pounds each!
Axe body spray smell gets school shut down. Just in time for Friday links:
http://now.msn.com/axe-body-spray-is-the-hazardous-smell-that-shut-down-medgar-evers-college-preperatory-school-in-brooklyn
Is that a beaver
With a cloth on it’s head or
Am I fucking wasted.
Intellectuals
Live in an oxymoron
Really just morons
We gain an hour soon
Which is good because we won’t
Get Haiku time back
I see John Largemop
Mackin’ on the Latina
The pool needs draining
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