Friday, November 1, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Sun dappled wasteland,

Like Fiona Apple dream,

Plus scrote hair reveal.

# posted by douchebag1
7:11 am November, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Silverlake bagling

throws fete while parents away

hedgehogs rut in pool.

7:35 am November, 1 Douche Wayne said...

“I’m good enough, I’m

smart enough, people like me.”

says the scrote’s rib ink.

7:40 am November, 1 saulgoode42 said...

Plaid wang-dang-doodle

And crocheted hoo-ha covers

Rib lyrics by Seal

7:47 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hippy Chicks always have

Huge, untrimmed bushes and hang

With scrawny douches

7:49 am November, 1 SonnyChibaChoad said...

SoCal hipsters merge

Thai Takeout Menu Rib Tatt

Gypsies Tramps and Thieves

7:52 am November, 1 Dr Magnifico said...

We will pose for food

Only if it’s vegan food

Small tits tiny wang

7:58 am November, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Plaid grape smuggler and

Hippy Jane do some bath salts

Turds clog the filter

8:00 am November, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This pic is kinda

Retro, it makes me thnk of

Seventies porno.

8:02 am November, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Shaggy and Velma

bought “Scooby snacks” from dealer,

were just doggy treats.

8:03 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tragically, Chad’s

Sternum was stolen sometime

Earlier this night

8:05 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s used ointment on

Her monkey hole ever since

She banged scrawny Chad

8:10 am November, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Nothing says Rich ‘Bag

like being followed by a

Flock of Chihuahuas

8:11 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Even the dogs won’t

gnaw on them bones until they

eat some sandwiches.

8:14 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Even the dogs won’t

even piss on them because

of patchouli stink.

8:16 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ reku

.

Even the dogs won’t

piss on them because of the

foul patchouli stink.

8:34 am November, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Know what’s Ironic ?

Alanis Morissette bangs

a hipster douchebag

8:35 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poolside ambiance

Ruined by Chad’s little dogs,

Dead skunk on guy’s head

8:47 am November, 1 FredN. said...

Brother and sister

Posing on Tuesday work day

Patriach weeps more

8:48 am November, 1 FredN. said...

God damn it missppell. and edit:

Brother and sister

Posing on Tuesday work day

Patriarch weeps hard

8:50 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like Keith Urban

Is in trouble when Nichole

Sees what he’s doing

9:01 am November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He might be cuter

Than she is. Hey, no homo.

Just sayin’. Na mean?

9:02 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hippy chick luvin’

Inspired rib tattoo dude

R.E.M. lyrics

9:03 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Pond scum tainted deck

Massive doses of chlorine

Can’t wash Herpster off

9:04 am November, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Anorexia

It’s not just for moody teen

age girls anymore

9:05 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

As little dogs yip

They register their complaints

Foul smelling vagrants

9:07 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Vacant foreclosed home

Festers with univited

Post-rave hipster clowns

9:09 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Dude dons mom’s undies

Did not know there’d be swimming

After pot store trip

9:19 am November, 1 The Dude said...

She must wear the pants

In their hipster family

He wears the tramp stamp

9:35 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She digs sunken torsos

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

9:36 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Hippie

In the pool or it gets the

Hose. The groovy hose.

9:37 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I had a vision

Of this last night when I took

The first dragon puff.

9:39 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny and I are

Touring the countryside with

Crackabifida.

9:40 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The man is so small

That I feel a strange craving

For his Mons Pubis.

10:47 am November, 1 The Dude said...

Ecstasy was great

but krokodil is better

till your legs fall off

11:22 am November, 1 Morbo said...

Hippie pool party

sucks; no burgers and her cootch

tastes like granola

11:55 am November, 1 grendel said...

Seen Caddyshack 3?

aka “the 19th Hole?”

it’s Baby Ruth time

12:08 pm November, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Kodachrome pic from

70’s shows time long past

Need hunnert pounds each!

12:20 pm November, 1 Steve said...

Axe body spray smell gets school shut down. Just in time for Friday links:

http://now.msn.com/axe-body-spray-is-the-hazardous-smell-that-shut-down-medgar-evers-college-preperatory-school-in-brooklyn

12:20 pm November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that a beaver

With a cloth on it’s head or

Am I fucking wasted.

1:03 pm November, 1 The Dude said...

Intellectuals

Live in an oxymoron

Really just morons

1:05 pm November, 1 The Dude said...

We gain an hour soon

Which is good because we won’t

Get Haiku time back

1:08 pm November, 1 The Dude said...

I see John Largemop

Mackin’ on the Latina

The pool needs draining

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